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Listening to the morning radio where a woman called to confront her new boyfriend over a drawer full of "lady products" she found in his bathroom. When they first said it, I thought they meant tampons/pads/etc. Things very obviously for a woman. But no, it's things like vanilla-scented lotions and body washes, a loofah, and avocado face masks.
So now after he claimed that they were all for him, they're all questioning it.
"Why do you need girly stuff? Can't you go buy manlier products?"
"I just... like the smell of vanilla."
"Why not something that just smells like soap?"
"I want to take care of myself. My father got really bad skin when he was about 40. I thought you liked that about me, that I took care of myself?"
"Well yeah, but I just... it's kind of strange, you know?"
"No?"
"Just... why can't you buy manlier stuff? I don't want to go shopping for stuff at the same store as you!"
Dude get yourself a girlfriend who isn't such a close-minded asshole. You enjoy your vanilla-scented stuff and taking care of yourself, and don't feel ashamed.
The best part of course is their tones. Every word out of their mouths sounds confused. "Y U BUY GIRLY THINGS? LOTION GIRLY. U BUY GIRLY AND NO HOMO? BRAIN HURTED. EXPLAIN."
So now after he claimed that they were all for him, they're all questioning it.
"Why do you need girly stuff? Can't you go buy manlier products?"
"I just... like the smell of vanilla."
"Why not something that just smells like soap?"
"I want to take care of myself. My father got really bad skin when he was about 40. I thought you liked that about me, that I took care of myself?"
"Well yeah, but I just... it's kind of strange, you know?"
"No?"
"Just... why can't you buy manlier stuff? I don't want to go shopping for stuff at the same store as you!"
Dude get yourself a girlfriend who isn't such a close-minded asshole. You enjoy your vanilla-scented stuff and taking care of yourself, and don't feel ashamed.
The best part of course is their tones. Every word out of their mouths sounds confused. "Y U BUY GIRLY THINGS? LOTION GIRLY. U BUY GIRLY AND NO HOMO? BRAIN HURTED. EXPLAIN."