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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? charley.
2. What is your weapon of choice? words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? have and will.
4. How about of the same sex? have and will.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? charley.
6. What is your pet peeve? just one? well i hate clothes being left in the washing machine. that's all i can think of now, but that's not to say there aren't thousands more.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i'm the grudge master.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? find a fucking job and support myself?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3 or 4 probably. but i mean i sleep for 10 hours pretty much every night.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: chelsea and steve.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "if you wash all the dishes, then i'll clean the kitchen" (dishes are done...i'm sitting online).
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? probably.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? i want to say yesterday helping pack and move boxes but, i wasn't really feeling the burn.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? alarm clock? are you kidding me??
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? um...what? that long island iced tea i had was 5.50, but i'm told that's a bargain.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Vegetarians: Vegan or no? vegan.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? oh man...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? all of the above in abundance.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? of course.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? i don't feel like answering this.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? or this one.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? probably. i'm not sleazy, though. come on.
4. Are you a virgin? no.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? hips/waist and/or lips.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? no.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? one.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? i don't think this exists for me. i don't shop.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? start my own business.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? famous.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? i want to say no, but...probably, yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? of course.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? i have no idea.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? woke up this morning? oh no wait, i know...getting my oregon license. that was seriously a big deal.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? they were proud when i won money for some art thing. they weren't proud until there was money, though.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? i just want to love at least one more time. that's how it always is.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? who hasn't done this?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? woke up before noon without an alarm clock.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? i don't really care about "stuff".
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? i don't think this applies to me.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? fuck this question. i'm me so i might as well deal with it, right? i'm dealing.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? motivation/will power/a dream.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? ah, nope.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? gluttony, i suppose.