• 04:48 A BIG SPIDER IN MY GLASS OF WATER. DO NOT WANT. No idea how it got in and hope it'll live, despite causing me lasting psychological damage. #

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No, but really. I feel so low right now. I was fine for two days - oh momentous relief - and then wham I was back where I started. I was hoping it's a ( Read more... )

This weekend = s'rubbish. Absolute Pants.
As if the toilet adventuires weren't enough yesterday, just as I'm getting in bed I was greeted by a big Fuck-off spider. I'm not bothered unless they happen to be the size of my hand, OMG.  It wasn't prepared to promise me it would stay put either- I got out of bed only to find it had moved to the other ( Read more... )