First of all, apologies to anyone I spammed with comments last night. I just wanted to talk to someone (presents? cards? conversation? Am I so undeserving of anything? ANYTHING AT ALL? I think one has to ask), and I think we can all conclude that I didn't actually find anyone in the end. I'd be interested to know if any of it was actually in ( Read more... )

Hmm, I think when one finds a glass left of what was drunk the night before only to react with, ".....! Ah, whoah, ...!", then one probably shouldn't have been drinking it in the first place ( Read more... )

I've done it again, I've gone and missed my Livejournal anniversary that's on April 8th. Over two years we've been together! I expect it'll be wanting some separation at this rate. I'm such a bloke when it comes to remembering dates ( Read more... )

aH, Xmas. you strange little thing you. I'm not gonna say i had a fantastic one becusse it could have been somwhat bettre but i'm thinking it's okay right now so yeaf. i had a point somewhere I thi9nk ( Read more... )

Oh, yeah, an update ( Read more... )

This update is sponsored by a large goblet (I said goblet!) of mulled wine....so apologies if something's a bit wibbley-wobbley-woo. I have no idea why I'm all dizzy already.

First of all: a note from yesterday.
FAO: Men of Manchester. It is only a skirt. A red tartan skirt. Surely you've seen one before. Why must an item of clothing get, like, ( Read more... )