FAO: The shop "Assistant" in the Spar, Orpington.

I AM NOT GOING TO STEAL ANYTHING. EVER. You do not seem to be getting this message. Frankly, you haven't got much worth nicking anyway, but that's an afterthought. I know I don't have much monies, but I'll spend them if I want something. Please stop watching me like a hawk, as if I was some errant ( Read more... )

 Oh, I'm quite literererererally dressed up with nowhere to go. Craig's behind on the whole DVD release thing so Hairspray is kind of ruled out for tonight. And that was sort of second choice to begin with. Due to some persistant insomnia (Over two hours it took me to fall asleep, Over two damn hours!) time's not been on my side since I've got up ( Read more... )

YaaaaaaaaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWnnnnnNNNNNNNNN. Tonight is very lame. MSN could do with a broom for the tumbleweed and just because it's almost 4am, it does not mean I'm going to bed. I'm too bored for bed, if there was ever such a thing.
A quick round up of nothingness:

1. TEH HUGH GRANTS LEGS.
Sorry, was watching Four Weddings. Ah, <3. MORE IMPORTANTLY ( Read more... )

 Absolute and complete ennui with life today, I'm telling you.

It comes to something - and something not very nice - when you want to blog and realise you can't because you've got up and existed and that was the highlight of your day. Sunday, you surely can do better than Saturday. You *have* to. Blah.

My cousin apparently has a brand new puppy. He's blue, he's tiny, he's been a bit poorly, and he's called Bernard (Which should be BERNARRRR, obviously, to anyone who's seen Members Only). I've died of cute before even meeting BERNARRR.

Gah, I'm so bored. I wanna *do* things, I wanna *meet* people, I wanna *go* places! My entire life feels rather ( Read more... )

Argh, I'm in paaaaaaaaain ( Read more... )

Ooh, this is spooky. Craig's gone to Manchester (IRONYEES) to do the cricket or something, and given that he's the only company I have down here I will be completely on my ownsome for the next few days/week. In somebody else's house. I've been in a flat alone before, or my family home, but never like this. It'd be alright if the house didn't keep ( Read more... )

Today is very, very, immensely boring. But that's nothing compared to what tomorrow's going to be, which could be FIVE. LONG. HOURS. OF. TEDIOUS. OFFICE. HELL. But enough about my disappointing career path where I worked very hard to earn a few measley pennies.

Last night's Kingdom makes me so glad to be a fangirl. Between Fry, Bathurst and Karl ( Read more... )