"Get down with your bad self."
... Wait. They're remaking Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
No.
No.
NO.
Wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrongability. I spent many years of devotion on those two films (and Alex Winters for a while too, come to think of it). They gave me the dream that I too could one day be a princess in a rock band, taught me history I never would have paid attention to in school, introduced me to Kiss, and were responsible for our playground sounding Faux American.
And this news is raping my childhood. Wah.
And in other news, Ioan is going to play Tony Blair. Trufactz. No, really.