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[kol_shevik]

Is becoming hard to keep up with all new comrades, little Mayfield! So perhaps Russia shall come visit like good neighbor, Да? Have to keep track of new borders of Soviet Mayfield! ...Is hard to keep map accurate globe is much easier to work on.

Do not worry, little comrades, will bring drink! Ну! I do not think I can last conversation with

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[pooka_prince]

[Don't mind me, Ivan, just going into the kitchen to get some food while decidedly Not Talking To You.]

[kol_shevik]

Привет! You are feeling better after accident?

[pooka_prince]

[Oh man look how good that sandwich is, totally gonna head back to the den and eat this. Alone. Without talking to anybody.]

[kol_shevik]

[Follows like an adorable lost puppy. Totally.]

Cornelius? That is not probably not good for dog...

[battle_maid]

[Aaaaaah. Hungary's going to lock all of her windows, though the lock on one sucks. And instructing her family to not open the damn door.]

[kol_shevik]

[Totally just comes walking out of one of the bathrooms, normal as can be.]

Привет, Hungary. We need to talk, Да~?

[battle_maid]

[fkjsd;lfjsdf;lj HOLY CRAP, RUSSIA. GO AWAY. She squeaks a little in surprise, baaacking away from the bathroom there.]

N-no. Nothing needs to be said.

[kol_shevik]

[ADVANCING and acting like this is a totally normal meeting on a totally normal street.]

Is very rude to think I am so stupid, little comrade. You do not think I have noticed anything?

[dispenserplz]

[yells from inside]

GO SCREW YASELF

[kol_shevik]

[KEEPS KNOCKING and shouts back]

нет, comrade! That does not sound very comfortable! You come out and talk, окей?

[dispenserplz]

I'MA COME OUT THERE IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS AN' INTRODUCE YA FACE TA THE PAVEMENT, PAL!

[kol_shevik]

[STILL A KNOCKIN' AWAY]

Да, comrade! Would be very happy to meet your face!

[triggerbloom]

Um...

...i-it's not very nice to just try and barge into our house like that, you know.

[kol_shevik]

Простите, Простите! [...Still trying to wheedle his way in of course.]

Have we met, little comrade? Would you like some-- [HAVE SOME VODKA SHOVED AT YOU] is much better than before!

[triggerbloom]

A-ah! N, no! I... I don't really like to drink, and, this is our house, and I don't even know you!

[Flustered Noel is flustered]

[kol_shevik]

окей, окей! I am Russia, little comrade! Who are you? And you should take it anyways! Is rude to refuse gift.

[stateofworry]

[NOT OPENING THE DOOR EVER. Right now he's just dashing around frantically trying to barricade lock all possible entrances into the house like that will work.]

[kol_shevik]

[Just waltzes right through the front door, calm as can be the lock may or may not be smashed with a shovel-like-object.]

Lithuania! I was sitting at home and realized that we had not spoken in so long! It was lonely in house, so I have come over to visit!

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[stateofworry]

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[stateofworry]

Ah, that's very... thoughtful of you.