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[kol_shevik]

Is becoming hard to keep up with all new comrades, little Mayfield! So perhaps Russia shall come visit like good neighbor, Да? Have to keep track of new borders of Soviet Mayfield! ...Is hard to keep map accurate globe is much easier to work on.

Do not worry, little comrades, will bring drink! Ну! I do not think I can last conversation with

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[triggerbloom]

Um...

...i-it's not very nice to just try and barge into our house like that, you know.

[kol_shevik]

Простите, Простите! [...Still trying to wheedle his way in of course.]

Have we met, little comrade? Would you like some-- [HAVE SOME VODKA SHOVED AT YOU] is much better than before!

[triggerbloom]

A-ah! N, no! I... I don't really like to drink, and, this is our house, and I don't even know you!

[Flustered Noel is flustered]

[kol_shevik]

окей, окей! I am Russia, little comrade! Who are you? And you should take it anyways! Is rude to refuse gift.

[triggerbloom]

No, it's... it's really okay, you don't have to give me any gifts...! [Crapcrapcrap] Please, this... this is our house. Y-you shouldn't just enter somebody's house like that!

[kol_shevik]

[He looks around, and seems utterly surprised to find himself inside some stranger's house.] ...Ah? House is very nice for being so tiny, little comrade!

[triggerbloom]

A.... ah, um. Thank you? [Noel... isn't sure how to take that. Compliments? She doesn't usually get them. But also SCARY GUY IN HER HOUSE]

[kol_shevik]

You are welcome little comrade! Now is your turn to introduce self~!

[triggerbloom]

Um. I-I'm Noel Vermillion of the Novus Orbis Librarum.

[kol_shevik]

...Novus Orbis Librarum? Is not name for Spy Organization that I know of--

[triggerbloom]

I'm... I'm not a spy! The NOL helps keep the peace, so we're... like police!

[kol_shevik]

You are second comrade to say that. Is very funny, that you think little police can keep world peace. You start by arresting little child that is claiming to be nation, окей?

[triggerbloom]

...little child that is claiming to be....?

I-I'm sorry, I don't understand. And we're not just police, either.

[kol_shevik]

Ah...Sealand? Name does not even make any sense. Is sea. Is land. Cannot be both.

[triggerbloom]

...I don't think I know who that is.

But that's a very strange name.

[kol_shevik]

If he tries to claim Mayfield away from Russia, then you arrest him, окей? Is easy to find.