(sorta) racist food jokes
I've had a relatively funny conversation with my brother today.
Me: What's the most soundproof place here on campus?
Bro: That would be Suzayllo. (I'm typing how we said the name. It's written Suzzallo)
Me: You mean Suzallo right?
Bro: No, Suzaylo.
Me: Suzallo. That's how my Japanese teacher pronounces it.
Bro: That's cos she's Japanese.
Me: Then that means I'm Japanese, too. (I'm messing around at this point)
Bro: No, you're not.
Me: Yes, I am convinced.
Bro: You're not even yellow. (Racist joke anyone?)
Me: Yes, I am. I'm 87.5% yellow. (No kididng, that's how much Chinese lineage I've got.)
Bro: You're brown.
Me: Well, I just stayed in the oven too long. (Oven = Sun. Yeah I sound crazy when I'm being stupid.)
Bro: WTH
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAH.
Bro: Okay, if you're a banana, you've turn rotten.
Me: EWWWW. heck no. I'd like to think of myself as a snicker-doodle that got a little burnt. (I don't know what got into my head).
Bro and Me: *laughed until I needed to use the bathroom*
Okay, it sounded funnier when I we said it. XD
damn, I know my to do list is on hold but I've just GOT to put some ideas that won't leave me alone
- Slayers animated amv (one of those where you draw the scenes yourself. pretty popular among Japanese fans) about Zel - using "hekkushun" by Radwimps -> inspired by a rather emotional/angsty youtube video (little trivia: 'hekkushun' is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a sneeze. like 'atchoo' for us English speakers)
Here's the fanmade video that inspired me, but a word of warning, song contains mature language and video is relatively violent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaaUr97O5Xo
Characters from game called Sengoku Basara, which also has an anime. The character is actually based on a real Japanese historical figure, named Date Masamune, so the part about his mother poisoning him and father telling him to shoot is actually true.
- Another slayers animated amv about "family", will cover actual families and circle of friends -> inspired by the ending song of Katekyo Hitman reborn, "Familia" by D-51. It's a pretty darn sweet song. Here listen to it if you want. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtZkLvuXEks
Me: What's the most soundproof place here on campus?
Bro: That would be Suzayllo. (I'm typing how we said the name. It's written Suzzallo)
Me: You mean Suzallo right?
Bro: No, Suzaylo.
Me: Suzallo. That's how my Japanese teacher pronounces it.
Bro: That's cos she's Japanese.
Me: Then that means I'm Japanese, too. (I'm messing around at this point)
Bro: No, you're not.
Me: Yes, I am convinced.
Bro: You're not even yellow. (Racist joke anyone?)
Me: Yes, I am. I'm 87.5% yellow. (No kididng, that's how much Chinese lineage I've got.)
Bro: You're brown.
Me: Well, I just stayed in the oven too long. (Oven = Sun. Yeah I sound crazy when I'm being stupid.)
Bro: WTH
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAH.
Bro: Okay, if you're a banana, you've turn rotten.
Me: EWWWW. heck no. I'd like to think of myself as a snicker-doodle that got a little burnt. (I don't know what got into my head).
Bro and Me: *laughed until I needed to use the bathroom*
Okay, it sounded funnier when I we said it. XD
damn, I know my to do list is on hold but I've just GOT to put some ideas that won't leave me alone
- Slayers animated amv (one of those where you draw the scenes yourself. pretty popular among Japanese fans) about Zel - using "hekkushun" by Radwimps -> inspired by a rather emotional/angsty youtube video (little trivia: 'hekkushun' is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a sneeze. like 'atchoo' for us English speakers)
Here's the fanmade video that inspired me, but a word of warning, song contains mature language and video is relatively violent. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaaUr97O5Xo
Characters from game called Sengoku Basara, which also has an anime. The character is actually based on a real Japanese historical figure, named Date Masamune, so the part about his mother poisoning him and father telling him to shoot is actually true.
- Another slayers animated amv about "family", will cover actual families and circle of friends -> inspired by the ending song of Katekyo Hitman reborn, "Familia" by D-51. It's a pretty darn sweet song. Here listen to it if you want. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtZkLvuXEks