This thing is psychic...
Wow. My enemy is Martha Stewart...who would have guessed? That's weird though, that a website would know that. anyhoo...
Today was joke day. I was freaking out because i didn't know any (clean) jokes that weren't racial or blonde or violent or drug jokes. my friend erik told me this one, and he said i better tell it.
WHAT DID 50 CENT SAY WHEN HE GOT A SWEATER FOR CHRISTMAS?
-Gee, You Knit?
hahahaha! get it!? Gee, you knit; GUNIT...? hahahaha. yeah, i know it's pretty corny. but i decided i was going to tell it and make an ass of myself. so i asked the question, and everyone gave the answer in unison. i was like, they stole my joke! so i had to tell another one...
WHY DID THE ORANGE STOP ROLLING DOWN THE HILL?
-Because it ran out of juice!
haha. yeah. but everyone laughed, so all is good. whether they were laughing at me or the corny joke, i don't know. but i don't really care either way. i heard some pretty funny jokes today though. i had tears rolling down my face, i was laughing so hard. omg, it was great.
i had a french club meeting today. now this is my kind of club. you pay $10, sell one bag of candy, and you're in! you go to a 5 minute meeting once a month, and it looks AWESOME for college.
amanda left for stewart today... **tear** i'm all by myself! well, not really, but it still sucks ass.
man, i still can't get over that martha stewart thing. that is just too funny.
i have 4 photo shoots to do by the end of this weekend. i'm screwed. there's no way in hell that's going to happen. i'm also taking pictures at one of my teachers' daughter's b-day party on saturday...they're having a carnival in the back yard (she's turning 6 i think) and my whole class and a bunch of other kids are working at the booths and stuff. it's going to be tons of fun.
off to the barn!-