Myojo 2016.07 - Travis Japan Crosstalk [Theme: Fashion Battle]
久しぶりみんな～ Its been a while (^^;) Life was busy with school ending and then my trip to Japan, but I'm back now and settled in for summer break, so this is first of many translations to come xD These crosstalks are seriously hilarious, I can't handle it. Enjoy ♡
Myojo 2016.07
Scan credit as always to Yoshiko-mama
Travis Japan Crosstalk
Anigumi vs. Otoutogumi Fashion Diss Battle
Shizuya: My number one fashion point is knit!
Noeru: You wear it pretty often.
Shizuya: Actually I received this knit cardigan from Shime.
Hiroki: It does look like something Shime would wear!
Shizuya: It’s a tiny bit small, but I wear it anyways.
Ryuya: I’m happy Shizuya is wearing it for me.
Shizuya: I wear the same outfits often. Because I usually just take whats on top of my laundry without thinking of anything, it comes out a lot.
Noeru: If it’s the things that are on top of your laundry, aren’t you just wearing dirty clothes!?
Shizuya: That’s not it! On the laundry that my mom has washed for me (laugh)!
Myuto: Shizuya, don’t tell me those are the usual camouflage shoes!?
Shizuya: Duh, of course they are.
Kaito: You wear them a ton!
Shizuya: But its because I received them from Kaito and Aran for my birthday.
Aran: Yeah, around two years ago.
Hiroki: But you’ve worn those on rainy days too.
Aran: Eh-!?
Shizuya: N-no, it’s not like that!
Hiroki: Shizu’s white knit image its really strong right.
Miyachika: He’s like a snail, always wearing the same shell. His fashion style doesn’t vary much.
Asahi: Even if you’re walking through a scramble intersection with a lot of people, you know which one is him immediately.
Hiroki: He always feels like 75 points.
Myuto: He’s 75 points today too!
Shizuya: That sounds like I’m plain…
Ryuya: Kaji’s clothes seem like the kind you’d wear to a company president’s party right.
Hiroki: I like them.
Asahi: Recently, I like matching suit sets~♪
Aran: It’s nice when they’re easy to put on.
Asahi: And, they have my “I want to quickly become an adult” feelings put into them!
Myuto: Isn’t your appearance already like a middle aged man. Ah, did you want to come out as a cool looking 60 year old?
Asahi: That’s not it! Around 20 is good.
Hiroki: Having something like a tag in your left hand is good too.*
[*t/n: No idea what he means here, sorry guys -.-"]
Asahi: That’s not my coordination, you’re just praising my clothes are you?
Kaito: Kaji is so stylish~
Asahi: Oh? You’re being serious right. Yay~♪
Miyachika: Alright, how many points does he get~?
Hiroki: Hm… At first I was going to give you 80 points, but your face after being praised is a little annoying so I’ll give you 60 points.
Asahi: What is that (laugh)!
Aran: Kaito’s scarf is stylish right. It’s Johnny’s-like!
Kaito: Today, I tried ripping off of MoriMyu!
Hiroki: No no, if it’s from us, then it’s not ripping off.
Kaito: The poncho is a rip off though!
Hiroki: Well it’s still stylish. When he wears circle glasses, he looks Myuto-ish right?
Aran: That’s true. Also, it looks good when he wears hats right?
Ryuya: I really like his hat. If he wasn’t wearing a scarf then I’d give him 100 points.
Hiroki: Yeah yeah. Around 90 points.
Myuto: With the scarf, 22 points!
Everyone Except Kaito: Gyahahaha!
Kaito: Fine I’ll take off the scarf today!
Myuto: Then like 90 points. I like Aran’s style recently.
Aran: The point of this outfit is monochrome.
Ryuya: Aran’s jacket is super cool.
Noeru: I think so too.
Myuto: I would only want one necklace on though. One that isn’t super visible.
Aran: But if I don’t have one I feel lonely.
Kaito: Don’t you wear them too often?
Hiroki: Overall it’s clean fashion.
Shizuya: It’s refined.
Myuto: So 90 points! Next, Chaka-chan!
Miyachika: I usually think of fashion that won’t stand out too much at college.
Myuto: Right. Aran’s style makes him a bit intimidating, but Chaka-chan’s has a high good-guy feeling to it.
Ryuya: An agreeable youth!
Kaito: Recently he wears black pants.
Myuto: True! He has a lot of black pants.
Hiroki: Is that thing on your hip a necklace?
Miyachika: Of course not (laugh). It’s my coffee shop card, bike key, and house key.
Myuto: That would probably jangle too much. I don’t know if it’s because you’re embarrassed that people are paying attention to you, but I’m giving you 37 points since your face is red.
Kaito: Hahaha! So low!
Myuto: I’m just kidding. Around 90 points? But if the jangly keys are attached then 75 points.
Ryuya: I say 95 points.
Hiroki: So splitting the difference, 65 points.
Noeru: You lowered it (laugh)!
Miyachika: Okay next is the anigumi!
Asahi: Yes! Let’s talk~!!
Shizuya: Because we get to make fun of them~, Morita!
Myuto: Why just me (laugh)!
Noeru: Let’s start from me! Don’t I look calm and composed!?
Miyachika: Yeah. But they’re not your normal clothes so I can’t say anything.
Noeru: They are though (laugh)!
Aran: Noeru-kun’s bag is super cool!
Noeru: Right~!
Shizuya: Throw away that kind of thing, throw it out!
Noeru: The wicked tongue king is here~!
Aran: But really, the bag is super cool.
Kaito: You feel like a senior in college.
Noeru: Although it has a suit feeling, I tried putting a normal type shirt underneath.
Myuto: This feeling is already good.
Aran: The only thing is that it’s a little flashy.
Miyachika: Yeah! It looks flashier than the normal Noeru-kun.
Myuto: The overall earth colors bring it together nicely! 100 points right?
Asahi: Where would you were this kind of thing to, Noeru-kun?
Noeru: When I go to observe stage plays.
Myuto: Its 100 points already!!
Hiroki: But if you look closely there’s cat hair on it (laugh).
Noeru: Even if there’s cat hair it’s still stylish.
Kaito: No, that’s no good~!
Asahi: Then 63 points.
Kaito: 75 points.
Aran: No, 90 points. I really like this.
Miyachika: I like it too, but if it’s this then he’ll be too popular and get taken by a girl!
Noeru: It’s fine if I’m popular!
Shizuya: Averaging out the others, it’s probably 80 points.
Myuto: Next, Hiroki. His hat is nice right!
Ryuya: Yeah. It suits him.
Kaito: His fashion is stylish, but it feels like stuff I couldn’t pull off.
Miyachika: If the hat was black I’d like it better~
Myuto: Only the jacket alone is already impeccable, isn’t it?
Ryuya: It puts forth a very Hiroki-like feeling.
Asahi: The ring is flashy.
Miyachika: There’s no playing around… Ah-! There’s also no necklace!
Kaito: You’re right! The one that (Imai) Tsubasa-kun gave him!
Hiroki: I didn’t want it to get wet in the rain today, so I left it at home!
Miyachika: If you had like a hundred coffee shop cards like mine attached, then I would’ve given you a hundred points~!
Kaito: I say 95 points!
Asahi: 89 points!
Kaito: Then the average is like 75 points right.
Myuto: No no, it’s higher that that right? How about only the jacket though? I can see it being white and looking really good.
Asahi: “Only the jacket Morita,” you’re annoying~ (laugh).
Myuto: Looking at the pieces separately is important, for real!
Miyachika: Okay 80 points!
Shizuya: Morita is 60 points. There’s nothing else to say!
Everyone: Ahahaha!
Myuto: I didn’t try very hard today okay…
Aran: Myuto-kun, recently, everything you’ve worn looks alike.
Kaito: Do you not wash your clothes?
Myuto: I wash them. The point here is the spring feeling. Showing the wrists looks good right. And, since there’s no color on my outfit, I chose colored glasses.
Miyachika: Recently I haven’t seen Myuto-kun’s form in jean pants, so it’s really nice.
Myuto: Since there’s damage on them, I tried pulling it together by rolling them up.
Shizuya: Oi oi Morita, you didn’t even try right! Put more effort into it~!
Noeru: Ahaha! So harsh!
Shizuya: But really, the only thing that has effort are the glasses.
Ryuya: I really like those glasses!
Miyachika: Somehow, isn’t only the right leg having a hole a little much? I’d rather the left have some too.
Myuto: If the left had it too, that would be too much.
Miyachika: For me, if only my right leg had good breathability, I would be worried that my left leg might lose weight.
Myuto: Can just your left leg catch a cold?
Miyachika: Yeah.
Myuto: That’s not possible (laugh)!
Ryuya: You know, this would be cute if a girl wore it too.
Myuto: Yeah! You get me~!
Ryuya: I want to go out with her! (A girl wearing Myuto’s same outfit)
Everyone: Ahahahaha!
Miyachika: Then Shizuya, how many points?
Shizuya: Because he ran away too much… 95 points!
Everyone: Ahahahaha!
Shizuya: He’s too stylish!
Hiroki: Even though you’re always making fun of us, in the end, you’re sweet towards Myuto huh~!
Shizuya: Shime is trying to be like Yamashita (Tomohisa)-kun right?
Ryuya: The white undershirt gives it a spring feeling, and the hat alone gives it 100 points… Ah, this outfit is definitely not 100 points.
Everyone: Gyahahaha!
Ryuya: ….. (Instantly blushes deeply).
Hiroki: You’re so nervous! Are you that nervous about saying the point of your outfit?
Shizuya: Even though you achieved a Yamashita-kun feeling, after just now I’m giving you 0 points.
Ryuya: Anyways, it’s a spring feelings! The hat would be popular among girls.
Myuto: It’s trendy!
Ryuya: And I bought it cheap for 1900 yen. I attach it to my black parker so that I can wear it when it gets cold.
Shizuya: Aren’t you trying too hard to be popular?
Asahi: Ah~, aren’t your true feelings leaking out?
Ryuya: Is that so? Did you know, even though I bought this hat at a men’s store, it has “CAT Girls” written on it. Kitty-chan!
Everyone: Ahahaha!
Miyachika: I like girls who wear hats like that♡
Ryuya: Whether it’s a girl or a boy who wears it, this magical hat makes anyone cute.
Kaito: I like your cute jean jacket.
Aran: What about the wristwatch?
Myuto: The white is refreshing! There aren’t any problems.
Miyachika: Then, Shime gets 98 points!
Shizuya: That’s good. But it does feel like he’s trying too hard to be popular, so he doesn’t full points.
Ryuya: Doesn’t that mean I got the most points though!? I’m really happy. Because until just now, I was being lame.
Aran: Really? Isn’t it a really Johnny’s outfit though?
Ryuya: Because there’s stuff like a skull design right.
Myuto: But speaking seriously, I think the otoutogumi put more personality into their outfits, so they’re more interesting.
Shizuya: Following up right there with that kind of evaluation is no good, you’re just trying to get compliments for yourself.
Myuto: Don’t look for my motive (laugh)!
Shizuya: Ugh, everyone is being too cool! Damn it. Why the heck do you (Kajiyama) have the lowest points! It would be more interesting if it was me!
Asahi: A-as if I know-!
Everyone: Ahahaha!
Myuto: Don’t try to lose to your members (laugh)!
Shizuya: I wanted it to be me…
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