Clothes

[koifishkid]

So, I don't know a lot about where to get clothes; hence, my clothes all come from the same place. So when NPR mentioned that there was a Top Shop opening in NYC and it was a huge event, blah, blah, I thought I would take a look at their web site. Of course, it's a bunch of hipster crap that I HOPE no one would ever wear.

Things I will never wear:

Am I Tawny Kitaen?


It calls this one "Ghost Face" but I think I would look like the Kool-Aid Man wearing it:


NO. BAD.