The Sharehouse Drabbles
Title: The Sharehouse Drabbles
Pairing: General Arashi friendship
A/N: I saw this prompt in tumblr
1.
“Fuck.”
“Nino, can you stop cursing?” Jun said as he absentmindedly changed the channels. There were no good channels, apart from those showing the stupidly funny variety shows, and that single channel that actually shows some AV.
Jun just closed the TV.
“Fuck, Matsujun. We don’t have food.”
“It’s 1 AM, Nino.”
One of the bedroom doors opened, particularly the green one. Aiba emerged from his room. “I’m hungry. Do we have chips?” He made his way to the kitchen and started opening the cupboards.
“No, we don’t.”
The door opened. “Tadaima,” Sho said, yawning. “I want some instant noodles. Anything!”
“Dammit…” Nino cursed again. Jun rolled his eyes.
Another bedroom door opened. Ohno came out, rubbing his stomach. “Uhh, do we have some snacks in the kitchen?”
“Oh-chan, there’s nothing in the kitchen, apart from Aiba’s tea.”
“Uggh,” Ohno made a face.
“GUYS! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!” Aiba shouted. “We need to go to the supermarket right now!”
“Uh, it’s 1 AM?” tried to point out.
“Come on, guys!” Aiba started ushering everyone out of the house. “Sho-chan will drive!”
“For fuck’s sake…!” the man retorted, but he still went outside first to start the car engine. He was hungry and he needed supplies, anyway.
Jun grunted as he followed Nino out of the door.
“First dibs on riding the shopping cart!” Aiba shouted, forgetting to lock the door as he sped to the car. Jun shook his head and locked the door behind him before he got inside, squished beside Nino and the still sleepy Ohno.
2.
“WHO THE HELL IS PUTTING THESE HEARTS?” Sho yelled as he grabbed the printed purikura pics.
“Oh, come on, it’s not really that bad,” Aiba said. “But honestly, that wasn’t me.”
“How about if we try the ‘big eyes’ function?” Nino said, pushing some buttons.
“Make my skin smoother, will you?” Jun said, fighting Nino over the purikura booth buttons.
“Someone touched my nipples! Who was it?” Nino complained loudly. They were still cramped inside that space, after all.
“Hey, stop poking my butt!”
“Guys, wait, Oh-chan isn’t talking!” Aiba said in panic. “Oh-chan, are you still alive?”
“Mmmmff…” Ohno said. He was being squished by his friends.
Sho sighed. “Children…” he breathed out.
“Let’s add this ‘abnormally large head’ effects to Sho-chan’s pic…”
“Hey!”
3.
Everyone loves movie night. They would forcibly take Nino’s 42 inch flat screen and Jun’s five (or was it ten?) speaker sound system to the living room for everyone to use.
“Aiba-chan, why a horror movie?”
“This one is really popular! ‘Revenge of the Killer Mutant Zombie Kangaroos’ was really difficult to obtain! It’s a must-watch!” Aiba replied.
Sho wanted to vomit when he saw the back cover of the DVD containing all sorts of gory images from the film.
“I would take Ohno’s porn DVDs any day…” he muttered.
“Hey, you will actually take any porn DVDs any day, Sakurai,” Nino said mockingly. “Do you want me to get some porn DVDs instead?”
“Ah, I returned them already…” Ohno said simply.
“You don’t own those DVDs?”
Aiba cleared his throat. “I’m putting it in, okay?”
“Did you put lube?”
“Nino!” Jun scolded.
“Okay. Okay. Fine,” Nino said, raising his hands. “Let me get my blanket. It feels so freakin’ cold right now.”
Nino went to his bedroom, grabbed his blanket, and returned to his spot, between Aiba and Ohno. Sho and Jun were at the opposite ends of the large couch.
Minutes later, Nino realized that Aiba and Ohno were snuggling close to him, their legs first and then followed by their full bodies. He could even feel his blanket being pulled apart. Aiba’s head was already leaning on Nino’s shoulders.
A few more minutes later, Nino realized that Sho and Jun were on the floor, trying to pull the blanket over themselves too.
“Damn it, get your own blankets,” Nino hissed but he just smirked and closed his eyes, ignoring the tacky B-movie.
4.
Gardening. Only Jun enjoys it.
Nino was whining under the tree as he fanned himself. Sho was attempting to use the lawn mower (he was spectacularly failing in domestic chores).
“Aiba-chan, no, don’t touch my bonsai!” Jun yelled when he saw Aiba, holding the gardening shears, near Jun’s precious babies.
Ohno was sitting on the other side, playing with a toy magnetic fishing set.
Jun sighed. “Get your lazy asses up,” he said, pointing the garden hose towards Nino. The sprinkler was still off for now.
“Don’t you fucking dare, Matsumoto…” Nino glared.
“Oh, I will…” Jun sneered.
Nino ran around the garden as Jun chased him, firing the garden hose. Everyone was laughing as they watched. Jun also used this opportunity to shoot water towards his other housemates.
The fun stopped when they heard a crashing and shattering sound.
“Oooops…” Aiba exclaimed.
“MY BABY!”
“Sorry, Jun…”
“You’ll pay for this, Aiba-chan!” Jun said, chasing after Aiba with the hose.
5.
“My manager gave us cake,” Sho said, putting the cake on top of the table. Everyone helped themselves.
“This cake is heaven…” Aiba said.
Ohno nodded in agreement, the food was so tasty that he was just silently savoring the flavor.
After all the five housemates ate their share, Sho placed the remaining cake in the fridge. “Let’s eat the rest after dinner.”
“Yes,” the others answered collectively.
A few hours later, Sho tiptoed to the refrigerator to get a tiny bit of cake (he knew he was cheating). He gasped.
“Alright, who ate the last piece of chocolate cake? I thought we all agreed to share it?”
“That is so sly,” Nino snapped. “I thought we’re going to share it.”
“Yeah!”
“Then why are you in front of the fridge with a fork on your hands?” Nino accused. “That’s so sly…”
“Sly…” Aiba repeated, annoying Sho further.
“This is so unfair, guys!”
Nino just sniggered. He had found chocolate bits on the door knob of the blue colored door.
6.
“Okinawa was so much fun…”
“Yeah,” Jun replied, sitting back on the coaster that they rented. “I bet Oh-chan enjoyed the sea. He loves it so much…”
“His manager will go crazy once he sees Oh-chan’s burnt skin…”
“Uhh, guys?” Aiba started. “Where is Oh-chan?”
“OH FUCK FUCK!” Nino cursed.
“We left him at the airport!” Sho said, shocked.
“Go back! Go back!” Aiba shouted at the driver, grabbing the steering wheel himself and almost causing an accident (luckily they were in a safe area).
“Oh-chan!”
“Satoshi!”
“Oh-chan, we thought we had lost you…!” Jun yelled, pulling Ohno’s hand and hugging him tight.
Everyone hugged Ohno while wailing loudly, making people stare at them like they were crazy. Ohno just looked at his friends, not really having any idea on what happened.
“Next time, we’re doing a head count before leaving!” Sho, the resident mother hen, said as he pulled Ohno’s hand as if he was a little boy. The others followed, Aiba dragging Ohno’s suitcase behind him.
Pairing: General Arashi friendship
A/N: I saw this prompt in tumblr
1.
“Fuck.”
“Nino, can you stop cursing?” Jun said as he absentmindedly changed the channels. There were no good channels, apart from those showing the stupidly funny variety shows, and that single channel that actually shows some AV.
Jun just closed the TV.
“Fuck, Matsujun. We don’t have food.”
“It’s 1 AM, Nino.”
One of the bedroom doors opened, particularly the green one. Aiba emerged from his room. “I’m hungry. Do we have chips?” He made his way to the kitchen and started opening the cupboards.
“No, we don’t.”
The door opened. “Tadaima,” Sho said, yawning. “I want some instant noodles. Anything!”
“Dammit…” Nino cursed again. Jun rolled his eyes.
Another bedroom door opened. Ohno came out, rubbing his stomach. “Uhh, do we have some snacks in the kitchen?”
“Oh-chan, there’s nothing in the kitchen, apart from Aiba’s tea.”
“Uggh,” Ohno made a face.
“GUYS! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!” Aiba shouted. “We need to go to the supermarket right now!”
“Uh, it’s 1 AM?” tried to point out.
“Come on, guys!” Aiba started ushering everyone out of the house. “Sho-chan will drive!”
“For fuck’s sake…!” the man retorted, but he still went outside first to start the car engine. He was hungry and he needed supplies, anyway.
Jun grunted as he followed Nino out of the door.
“First dibs on riding the shopping cart!” Aiba shouted, forgetting to lock the door as he sped to the car. Jun shook his head and locked the door behind him before he got inside, squished beside Nino and the still sleepy Ohno.
2.
“WHO THE HELL IS PUTTING THESE HEARTS?” Sho yelled as he grabbed the printed purikura pics.
“Oh, come on, it’s not really that bad,” Aiba said. “But honestly, that wasn’t me.”
“How about if we try the ‘big eyes’ function?” Nino said, pushing some buttons.
“Make my skin smoother, will you?” Jun said, fighting Nino over the purikura booth buttons.
“Someone touched my nipples! Who was it?” Nino complained loudly. They were still cramped inside that space, after all.
“Hey, stop poking my butt!”
“Guys, wait, Oh-chan isn’t talking!” Aiba said in panic. “Oh-chan, are you still alive?”
“Mmmmff…” Ohno said. He was being squished by his friends.
Sho sighed. “Children…” he breathed out.
“Let’s add this ‘abnormally large head’ effects to Sho-chan’s pic…”
“Hey!”
3.
Everyone loves movie night. They would forcibly take Nino’s 42 inch flat screen and Jun’s five (or was it ten?) speaker sound system to the living room for everyone to use.
“Aiba-chan, why a horror movie?”
“This one is really popular! ‘Revenge of the Killer Mutant Zombie Kangaroos’ was really difficult to obtain! It’s a must-watch!” Aiba replied.
Sho wanted to vomit when he saw the back cover of the DVD containing all sorts of gory images from the film.
“I would take Ohno’s porn DVDs any day…” he muttered.
“Hey, you will actually take any porn DVDs any day, Sakurai,” Nino said mockingly. “Do you want me to get some porn DVDs instead?”
“Ah, I returned them already…” Ohno said simply.
“You don’t own those DVDs?”
Aiba cleared his throat. “I’m putting it in, okay?”
“Did you put lube?”
“Nino!” Jun scolded.
“Okay. Okay. Fine,” Nino said, raising his hands. “Let me get my blanket. It feels so freakin’ cold right now.”
Nino went to his bedroom, grabbed his blanket, and returned to his spot, between Aiba and Ohno. Sho and Jun were at the opposite ends of the large couch.
Minutes later, Nino realized that Aiba and Ohno were snuggling close to him, their legs first and then followed by their full bodies. He could even feel his blanket being pulled apart. Aiba’s head was already leaning on Nino’s shoulders.
A few more minutes later, Nino realized that Sho and Jun were on the floor, trying to pull the blanket over themselves too.
“Damn it, get your own blankets,” Nino hissed but he just smirked and closed his eyes, ignoring the tacky B-movie.
4.
Gardening. Only Jun enjoys it.
Nino was whining under the tree as he fanned himself. Sho was attempting to use the lawn mower (he was spectacularly failing in domestic chores).
“Aiba-chan, no, don’t touch my bonsai!” Jun yelled when he saw Aiba, holding the gardening shears, near Jun’s precious babies.
Ohno was sitting on the other side, playing with a toy magnetic fishing set.
Jun sighed. “Get your lazy asses up,” he said, pointing the garden hose towards Nino. The sprinkler was still off for now.
“Don’t you fucking dare, Matsumoto…” Nino glared.
“Oh, I will…” Jun sneered.
Nino ran around the garden as Jun chased him, firing the garden hose. Everyone was laughing as they watched. Jun also used this opportunity to shoot water towards his other housemates.
The fun stopped when they heard a crashing and shattering sound.
“Oooops…” Aiba exclaimed.
“MY BABY!”
“Sorry, Jun…”
“You’ll pay for this, Aiba-chan!” Jun said, chasing after Aiba with the hose.
5.
“My manager gave us cake,” Sho said, putting the cake on top of the table. Everyone helped themselves.
“This cake is heaven…” Aiba said.
Ohno nodded in agreement, the food was so tasty that he was just silently savoring the flavor.
After all the five housemates ate their share, Sho placed the remaining cake in the fridge. “Let’s eat the rest after dinner.”
“Yes,” the others answered collectively.
A few hours later, Sho tiptoed to the refrigerator to get a tiny bit of cake (he knew he was cheating). He gasped.
“Alright, who ate the last piece of chocolate cake? I thought we all agreed to share it?”
“That is so sly,” Nino snapped. “I thought we’re going to share it.”
“Yeah!”
“Then why are you in front of the fridge with a fork on your hands?” Nino accused. “That’s so sly…”
“Sly…” Aiba repeated, annoying Sho further.
“This is so unfair, guys!”
Nino just sniggered. He had found chocolate bits on the door knob of the blue colored door.
6.
“Okinawa was so much fun…”
“Yeah,” Jun replied, sitting back on the coaster that they rented. “I bet Oh-chan enjoyed the sea. He loves it so much…”
“His manager will go crazy once he sees Oh-chan’s burnt skin…”
“Uhh, guys?” Aiba started. “Where is Oh-chan?”
“OH FUCK FUCK!” Nino cursed.
“We left him at the airport!” Sho said, shocked.
“Go back! Go back!” Aiba shouted at the driver, grabbing the steering wheel himself and almost causing an accident (luckily they were in a safe area).
“Oh-chan!”
“Satoshi!”
“Oh-chan, we thought we had lost you…!” Jun yelled, pulling Ohno’s hand and hugging him tight.
Everyone hugged Ohno while wailing loudly, making people stare at them like they were crazy. Ohno just looked at his friends, not really having any idea on what happened.
“Next time, we’re doing a head count before leaving!” Sho, the resident mother hen, said as he pulled Ohno’s hand as if he was a little boy. The others followed, Aiba dragging Ohno’s suitcase behind him.