Apr 29, 2006 12:39
Ten of the worst movies I've ever seen, in no particular order:
Dungeons & Dragons - Horrible in every area except music. You name it, it was bad. Acting, story, and special effects all take the cake.
The Fifth Element - Painful, painful memories... Mostly of Chris Tucker, but the rest of it was stupid, too. And pointless. WHY???
Army of Darkness - Yes, it was supposed to be stupid. But nothing should be this bad. Ever. (Shudder)
The Wizard of Mars - Trust me, it's exactly what it sounds like. It really is. There's even a yellow brick road.
Dragonslayer - ...Words may fail me... Predictable, unenjoyable, pointless gore and other objectionable things, hate-able protagonist... yeah.
Dragonheart: A new beginning - Hmm, why so many fantasy? Oh well. I suppose getting into sequel territory was inevitable. This was bad in all of the ways that the original was good. Well, the S/F and music were decent. Otherwise, a bore.
Speed 2: Cruise control - No plot. Everything that could be considered part of one was stolen from the original. Bad writing all around.
Jaws 3D - I don't think I even need to say anything more.
Jaws: the revenge - Could have been could if they ditched the whole revenge thing and the bad science and just made the original again. Oh, wait...
Angels in the End Zone - Why did we even watch this? For Christopher Lloyd? For that matter why did he even take the role? You could end your career with movies like this.
That's all.
utter stupidity,
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