1: I am pretty sure that if Hell exists, viruses are there.
"It says here you've been stealing, lying, and cheating people for years. I sentence you to eternity with the common cold."
"NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!"
2: Sky stuff that looks pretty
makes the news. Also known as, HEY LOOK SHINY STUFFS IN THE SKY THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN FOR YEARS!
3: My Turkey Day was pretty good, except for catching a cold from my relatives. How 'bout the rest of you?