Mitre 10 is a hardware store.
This is a Kiwi Mitre 10 ad from New Zealand and despite the punch line, I find it extremely cute :D
Alas, the accent may be difficult to understand for non-Kiwis and non-Aussies ...
Transcript for non-Aussies/non-Kiwis beneath the cut :)
First kid: What are you doing this weekend?
Curly: I'm putting up a retaining wall
First kid: Do it yourself?
Curly: No, I'm going to get some bloke in
First kid: Oh come on mate, do it yourself
Curly: She's a pretty big job
First kid: Oh you'll be right
Curly: You reckon?
First kid: We could knock it over in half a day.
Curly: Yeah?
First kid: You could have a couple of mates around. (Calls out to nearby kid) Hey Jonesie!
Jonesie: Huh?
First kid: Give us a hand with a job Saturday
Jonesie: Maaate! You're dreamin'!
Curly: (resignedly) Aussies
First kid: Ah. No surprises there ...