I get pretty political in an election year.
I like talking about politics with my friends. Lauren was about to say something smart about the democratic presidential candidates, and Carleen and I interrupted her with the following dialogue.
Lauren: Well I'll take Barack over Hillary b--
Me: Oh me too. Hillary has a bigger mustache than Barack.
Carleen: Hillary has a bigger DICK than Barack.
Me: But Barack's like the ULTIMATE sleeper cell.
Me: He'll be president and then blow the world up.
Me: THESE ARE EXCITING TIMES!
Carleen: We're lucky to be a part of it!
Lauren: (Caressing leg) We should thank our bodies for letting us be a part of it.
Jessie: (Caressing Lauren's leg) We should thank Lauren's body for letting us be a part of it.
Carleen: (Caressing Lauren's leg and clearly regretting it) We should thank Lauren's body for letting us be a part of it.
Some quotes have been changed because I don't remember the exact conversation. All I know is that, like always, I said the bulk of the stupid stuff.
Lauren: Well I'll take Barack over Hillary b--
Me: Oh me too. Hillary has a bigger mustache than Barack.
Carleen: Hillary has a bigger DICK than Barack.
Me: But Barack's like the ULTIMATE sleeper cell.
Me: He'll be president and then blow the world up.
Me: THESE ARE EXCITING TIMES!
Carleen: We're lucky to be a part of it!
Lauren: (Caressing leg) We should thank our bodies for letting us be a part of it.
Jessie: (Caressing Lauren's leg) We should thank Lauren's body for letting us be a part of it.
Carleen: (Caressing Lauren's leg and clearly regretting it) We should thank Lauren's body for letting us be a part of it.
Some quotes have been changed because I don't remember the exact conversation. All I know is that, like always, I said the bulk of the stupid stuff.