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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

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[lovescupcakes]

Diet pills and clothes you would get in trouble with huh? =P

[knuckleserve]

She calls me fat, 'cause I'm skinnier than her. And... I don't know what she wanted me to do with those clothes. ~____~

Why'd you pick out those to things to comment on? >P

[lovescupcakes]

Was just gonna say yeah, you did feel a little tubby so you should probably take the pills and not wear the clothes cause you'll hurt people's eyes ;P

[knuckleserve]

I'M NOT TUBBY. >[ You're just saying that to be mean like her. Plus, if you saw me in this stuff I doubt you'd be able to just SIT there.

[lovescupcakes]

No, I'm not. I felt the flab the other day ;)

...Really? Another bet that you're going to lose sweetie?

[knuckleserve]

You must have been mistaking it for your OWN flab then. That or you weren't feeling me up right. >P

I purposefully didn't said 'bet'. ...What are the stakes? IF we're betting, I mean.

[lovescupcakes]

Whatever, I totally don't have flab, and you know that. And how on earth do you not feel someone up right? Enlighten me.

...I'm feeling generous today. You can pick.

[knuckleserve]

Mmm, I didn't think you did, but if I have flab then you totally do too. >P Well... did you actually TOUCH me where you thought there was flab? ...No. So you don't have concrete evidence.

You probably just don't have any ideas. >P How about... if I win I get to pick what we do when we go to the mall, if you win you get to pick. D< 'Cause I'm done with hardcore bets with you.

[lovescupcakes]

I totally touched your stomach, and you know it :P So stop lying to yourself; denial isn't healthy after all.

Or I'm really just trying to be nice ;) Okay fine. Glad you learned your lesson.

[knuckleserve]

DENIAL ABOUT WHAT?

Oh... well. .///. Thanks, I think. Teach me another one, senpai~? ;P

[lovescupcakes]

YOUR FLAB. DUH.

Yeah, see. I can be nice yes? ♥ Hmmmm how about you'll be in trouble if you wear those clothes for anyone but me?

[knuckleserve]

...Oh, right. That denial. ...Like you would really know about my body anyway. ~___~

...Yeah. ♥ Kind of. Possessive much~? How are you going to make sure I keep them for you?