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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

• a deflated volleyball
  
• clothes I would get in trouble with
  
• diet pills
  
• a pack of cigarettes
  
• a bottle of balsamic vinegar

Is anything interesting going on here? >\