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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

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[sweet_sterling]

That's such a weird care package.

The balsamic vinegar is really good, if put in olive oil and used as a dip for bread. I've had it that way at Italian restaurants, and it was yummy.

[knuckleserve]

I know right. :|

Oh... huh. Maybe I've had it before then.

[sweet_sterling]

And... putting in the diet pills was actually rather mean of her. :\

It's a little strong, so just a little bit of it has a lot of flavor. You should try it, sometime, and see if you recognize the flavor.

[knuckleserve]

I'm skinnier than her, but she likes to call me fat. It's pretty annoying. ~___~

So, all there is is olive oil and the vinegar in it? That sounds easy.

[sweet_sterling]

Well, as long as you don't actually think you need to lose weight. My sister's thin, and she's always complaining about needing to lose a pound or two. >>

Mhm. And then dip a piece of bread in it. The italian breads from bakeries are best, but you can even use regular sliced bread and still have it taste good.

[knuckleserve]

I play volleyball and work out. If I need to lose weight it's because I'm not doing enough of either. >P

You seem all classy saying that. XD

[sweet_sterling]

Somehow I think you're doing plenty of both.

Well thanks, I guess. :)

[knuckleserve]

I am! Even Marui-senpai says I have flab. D<

Heh, you're welcome.

[sweet_sterling]

I wouldn't pay much attention to her, then. You certainly don't look like you need to lose any weight.

[knuckleserve]

Are you saying I'm too skinny? >P

[sweet_sterling]

No, no, not too skinny. You look like you're right at the right weight for your size, is all I meant.

[knuckleserve]

Okay! That works.

[sweet_sterling]

:)