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[knuckleserve]

My stupid older sister sent me a "care" package. Care packages are supposed to be NICE and showing that whoever gave it to you, you know, CARES. Bitch. If I had the chance I'd stuff all this crap down her throat and light it on fire. D<

Bet you're wondering what was in The Worst Package from a Relative Ever. Even if you're not, here's the list.

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Comments

[whiteratty]

If you don't want the cigarettes, could I have them, kitten?

[knuckleserve]

I guess. What are they worth to you?

[whiteratty]

They could be precious, kitten.

[knuckleserve]

Uh huh, and that means a lot to me. >P

I meant what are you going to trade for them?

[whiteratty]

Well~ What do you want? I might just be able to procure them

[knuckleserve]

Mmm, I don't know. Have any good video games? Or... does an IOU work since I can't think of anything good?

[whiteratty]

What kind of video game, and which platform?

[knuckleserve]

Umm... DS, GBA, PS3, 360. I like fighting games, but am up for trying non-shitty thing.

[whiteratty]

How about Soul Calibur 4?

[knuckleserve]

Sounds good. >3 Meet me in the girl's dorm common room to trade off?

[whiteratty]

Didn't say I was gonna trade it off, kitten~ Not yet, at least.

[knuckleserve]

Uh huh. Then how come I should give you the cigarettes?

[whiteratty]

Because you're not going to use them anyway. And I'll owe you either a game, or a favor.

[knuckleserve]

Fineee. You come get them, because I'm not gonna run over there when I'm not getting anything right away.

[whiteratty]

Would if I knew where to find you.