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[knowthatfeelbro]

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[wingedhitman]

Yes, we most certainly are allowed pets here. What kind of pet do you have? Ohtori and I both have birds.

I am sorry to hear that your ex was so ....oblivious is the best word I can come up with. It's hardly fair to you, whether you're heart broken over it or not.

[knowthatfeelbro]

I have a tarantula. My sisters are looking after him at the moment. I wasn't sure if bringing him here would be allowed.

Hm.... He was stupid. That's the only word for him. Handsome but dumb. All brawn and no brain. He was a nice guy, though. Gentle. Kind. But not the brightest crayon in the box, as they say.

[jumpaday]

YOU KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM HERE.

[knowthatfeelbro]

.... You sound like Akira.

Fluffy is a very lovely tarantula.

[jumpaday]

YEAH RIGHT! LOVELY, MY ASS!! IT'S A SPIDER!! WITH A THOUSAND LEGS AND GLOWING EYES!!!!

[knowthatfeelbro]

Yes, you really do sound like Akira. You forgot the soul sucking fangs.

[jumpaday]

SHUT UP, SHUTTUP!! CAN'T YOU TELL I WAS TRYING TO PRETEND THE FANGS DON'T EXIST!!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

I'm just saying.... Had you mentioned them I would have truly believed that you were Akira. He doesn't like Fluffy either. Says he's creepy, the way he walks without leaving a footprint. And stares. I think he can smell fear or something.

[jumpaday]

THEY'RE CREEPY ALL SPIDERS ARE CREEPY THIS IS A NORMAL REACTION TO THOSE THINGS

[knowthatfeelbro]

I think you're overreacting. You haven't even met him yet.

He's a very nice and very gentle spider. He's never bitten anyone. And only ever escaped from his cage once. But we found him soon after. I'm sure he'll never do it again.

[jumpaday]

I DON'T WANT TO MEET HIM EVER! HE'S NEVER BITTEN ANYONE-- YET!! YOU CAN'T BE SURE HE'LL NEVER GET OUT AND SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF HALF THE SCHOOL!!

[knowthatfeelbro]

He doesn't drink blood. He eats crickets. Do you have a cricket mutation? If you do, then maybe you should worry. If not, you're safe.

[jumpaday]

WHAT IF HE GETS A TASTE OF IT AND LIKES IT AND WON'T STOP UNTIL HE'S DRAINED THE ENTIRE STUDENT POPULATION OF THEIR BLOOD!!?

[knowthatfeelbro]

I think your caps lock may be broken.

If that happens, then you are welcome to tell me 'I told you so'. Until then, you need to stop slandering my pet. It will hurt his feelings.

[jumpaday]

NO, NO, IT'S FINE, CAPITALS ARE JUST RELEVANT IN THIS CASE.

AND YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, I'LL BE DEAD AND CAN'T TELL YOU.

[knowthatfeelbro]

If you're dead then I'll be dead and isn't that the ultimate 'I told you so'?

Anyway, he's safe. He's small. Dogs and cats are tiny wolves and tigers and are just as dangerous but you're not capsing over that.