[Drabble] The Return Of KusaNo! Man - Dating Book
Title: The Return of KusaNo! Man - Dating Book
Author: Knowmonsta
Characters: Kusano Hironori, Yabu Kota, Yaotome Hikaru
Words: 178
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: PG
Summary: After Hikaru's dating book fails to get him a girl, he decides to throw it away.
Note: This is another random one-shot. And it made me realize that I miss Kusa.
The Return of KusaNo! Man - Dating Book
"I don't understand it!" Hikaru muttered as he and Yabu sat on the park bench that day. "Michi didn't even give me the time of day! And I did everything the book told me to!"
"What book?" Yabu asked.
"This one," Hikaru said, pulling out a pink book from his book bag entitled 'How to Get A Girl' "I opened doors for her, carried her books, and complimented her hair! But she still won't go out with me!"
"That book must be useless then," Yabu told him. "Let's throw it away."
"Agreed!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Throwing away your dating advice book? Noooooooooooooo!"
Yabu and Hikaru exchanged grins. It was him again.
KusaNo! Man appeared from behind a tree.
"So KusaNo! Man," Yabu began. "Why shouldn't we get rid of the dating book?"
"That's simple," KusaNo! Man replied. "I might need it!"
"Here," Hikaru replied, smiling and handing him the book.
"Thank you young man!" KusaNo! Man exclaimed, leaving. "And remember, always eat your vegetables!"
Hikaru looked at Yabu.
"You wanna go get some ice cream?
"Yeah," Yabu replied, nodding.
The End!
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