This kinda blows...but this music is too fun!
So...okay. I knew I had new neighbors coming and I think they're finally here but HERE'S what scares me...
A) They have a nice car...and it's a station wagon which implies children.
B) I think they might be stuffy. D'you know what "stuffy" means? They're gonna have a problem with the volume of my music and excuse me but I WAS HERE FIRST!
Now...these are just speculations. I REALLY hope they aren't stuffy and goddammit, they better not have children. But...if they are stuffy, I'll just work on playing really loud music and it'll even be shit that I don't like...like Slayer. Therefore, I've just killed two birds with one stone. They get to suffer loud crappy metal AND their children will also be subject to it. Ha! I rock.
Side note: I was thinking today...if someone like...robbed me at gunpoint or something, I was thinking that I should just say, "I'm goin' to hell anyway. Why don't you let me live and have my fun?" Do you think that guy would let me go? ...if that backfired, I'd say, "Well, I JUST got out of jail...murder. You don't want to mess with me." If THAT backfired, I'd just knock the gun out if his hand and pull a Jackie Chan on his ass. BOOYA! Eat my foot, Jack!
....you know, I may be in a lot of financial trouble therefore making my life miserable, but I still find constant joy in the shit I think up. *sigh*
Tchotchkes.
Pam
A) They have a nice car...and it's a station wagon which implies children.
B) I think they might be stuffy. D'you know what "stuffy" means? They're gonna have a problem with the volume of my music and excuse me but I WAS HERE FIRST!
Now...these are just speculations. I REALLY hope they aren't stuffy and goddammit, they better not have children. But...if they are stuffy, I'll just work on playing really loud music and it'll even be shit that I don't like...like Slayer. Therefore, I've just killed two birds with one stone. They get to suffer loud crappy metal AND their children will also be subject to it. Ha! I rock.
Side note: I was thinking today...if someone like...robbed me at gunpoint or something, I was thinking that I should just say, "I'm goin' to hell anyway. Why don't you let me live and have my fun?" Do you think that guy would let me go? ...if that backfired, I'd say, "Well, I JUST got out of jail...murder. You don't want to mess with me." If THAT backfired, I'd just knock the gun out if his hand and pull a Jackie Chan on his ass. BOOYA! Eat my foot, Jack!
....you know, I may be in a lot of financial trouble therefore making my life miserable, but I still find constant joy in the shit I think up. *sigh*
Tchotchkes.
Pam