Overheard Subway Conversation
Heard at 8:30am on the 1 somewhere between 116th and 72nd:
16 year old Girl: I was thinking of names last night!
16 year old Boy: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Girl: Yeah! For your kids someday.
Boy: Oh my GOD.
Girl: I came up with Ishmael.
Boy: Ishmael!?
Girl: Yep. It's great. You should name your kid Ishmael.
Boy: Why? It's so Jewish!
Girl: It's not Jewish! It's in the BIBLE!
Boy: The Bible is FULL OF JEWS!!!
Girl: Oh.
16 year old Girl: I was thinking of names last night!
16 year old Boy: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Girl: Yeah! For your kids someday.
Boy: Oh my GOD.
Girl: I came up with Ishmael.
Boy: Ishmael!?
Girl: Yep. It's great. You should name your kid Ishmael.
Boy: Why? It's so Jewish!
Girl: It's not Jewish! It's in the BIBLE!
Boy: The Bible is FULL OF JEWS!!!
Girl: Oh.