Texting. 11:30pm - 1:30am. Notice the degradation of subject.
Krissy: Is that woman officially off grey's?
Danielle: Which woman? The crazy doc that wants the 'better offer'? If you mean her, no, I think they're bringing her back.
Krissy: No. The lezbo.
Danielle: Yeah, abc made them get rid of her for good b/c they were really against the lesbian storyline. Bullshit if you ask me. It's like prop 8 for tv or something.
Krissy: WHAT
Danielle: Yeah, for real. How fucked up is that?! For reals.
Krissy: But it looks like they are starting a new lesbian thing.
Danielle: I know. I personally think it's a finger from the writers to the network. Though abc squashed a slightly different lesbian storyline the writers were going for.
Krissy: Why are you obsessed?
Danielle: Ummm, I'm not. I just read crappy news and watch youtube when I'm bored at work. Why do you ask if you want me not to know?
Krissy: I wasn't asking in a bad way. I was asking in a matter of fact way. I want bacon.
Danielle: You're a bad Jew. A bad, bacon-eating jewess.
Krissy: I also want a gremlin named jed the jew. Jed likes bacon.
Krissy: Stupid gentile.
Danielle: Isn't that one of the things that turns them evil? Bacon? Or meat of some kind? Or was it jellybeans and sugar? I can't remember.
Krissy: I don't have closure with her leaving. There are unresolved issues. I cant move on.
Danielle: Annnnnnd we're back to the lesbian. Funny how our conversations come full circle.
Krissy: I HEART jellybeans. I forgot and now I want some. I want jew flavored beans. Jeams.
Danielle: Ummm, nasty. Would these taste like latkes or matzo balls? Maybe lox or knisch? WE COULD PLAY DREIDEL WITH THESE JEAMS!!!
Krissy: It's the circle of lesbians. And it moves us all… Im doing an african dance right now.
Danielle: A-tunk-y-tana-squash-banana, lalala
Krissy: That may have been the greatest text ever sent. Lets celebrate with a jeam sandwich.
Krissy: I think when you call from now on instead of your name popping up as Danielle it will be Danielle the Gentile.
Danielle the Gentile: Yours will just be The Jew. Or maybe K-Jew. Word.
K-Jew: To your mother
K-Jew: Hey! A black and a jew walk into a bar…
Danielle the Gentile: Ok, for serious, I have to sleep now. 630 comes WAY too soon. G'night, K-Jew. Sweet Jeams. Hahaha. Ttyt
Danielle the Gentile: Oh god. What…
K-Jew: I don't remember the rest of the joke but your moms a whore. goodnigt new york!
Danielle the Gentile: You ARE a jew. Go light a menorah.
Danielle: Which woman? The crazy doc that wants the 'better offer'? If you mean her, no, I think they're bringing her back.
Krissy: No. The lezbo.
Danielle: Yeah, abc made them get rid of her for good b/c they were really against the lesbian storyline. Bullshit if you ask me. It's like prop 8 for tv or something.
Krissy: WHAT
Danielle: Yeah, for real. How fucked up is that?! For reals.
Krissy: But it looks like they are starting a new lesbian thing.
Danielle: I know. I personally think it's a finger from the writers to the network. Though abc squashed a slightly different lesbian storyline the writers were going for.
Krissy: Why are you obsessed?
Danielle: Ummm, I'm not. I just read crappy news and watch youtube when I'm bored at work. Why do you ask if you want me not to know?
Krissy: I wasn't asking in a bad way. I was asking in a matter of fact way. I want bacon.
Danielle: You're a bad Jew. A bad, bacon-eating jewess.
Krissy: I also want a gremlin named jed the jew. Jed likes bacon.
Krissy: Stupid gentile.
Danielle: Isn't that one of the things that turns them evil? Bacon? Or meat of some kind? Or was it jellybeans and sugar? I can't remember.
Krissy: I don't have closure with her leaving. There are unresolved issues. I cant move on.
Danielle: Annnnnnd we're back to the lesbian. Funny how our conversations come full circle.
Krissy: I HEART jellybeans. I forgot and now I want some. I want jew flavored beans. Jeams.
Danielle: Ummm, nasty. Would these taste like latkes or matzo balls? Maybe lox or knisch? WE COULD PLAY DREIDEL WITH THESE JEAMS!!!
Krissy: It's the circle of lesbians. And it moves us all… Im doing an african dance right now.
Danielle: A-tunk-y-tana-squash-banana, lalala
Krissy: That may have been the greatest text ever sent. Lets celebrate with a jeam sandwich.
Krissy: I think when you call from now on instead of your name popping up as Danielle it will be Danielle the Gentile.
Danielle the Gentile: Yours will just be The Jew. Or maybe K-Jew. Word.
K-Jew: To your mother
K-Jew: Hey! A black and a jew walk into a bar…
Danielle the Gentile: Ok, for serious, I have to sleep now. 630 comes WAY too soon. G'night, K-Jew. Sweet Jeams. Hahaha. Ttyt
Danielle the Gentile: Oh god. What…
K-Jew: I don't remember the rest of the joke but your moms a whore. goodnigt new york!
Danielle the Gentile: You ARE a jew. Go light a menorah.