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KnittedPippin's Adventures in the Snow
When knittedpippin and I climbed out on the roof the other morning to say "Good morning" to the sun, we found to our surprise that the snow had snowed! Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?
Of course, knittedpippin wanted to go and play in the snow before it melted, but we couldn't find our elven cloaks and stupid llinos said we couldn't go out unless we put them on, so knittedpippin cried!
My Magnificent plan was:- We could find some other clothes to wear!
But then llinos said "those clothes aren't suitable!" Stupid llinos! (Although I did see her point about knittedpippin's outfit, as the garden wasn't likely to burn down, not with all that snow about.)
So we put our holiday clothes on instead, as they are obviously suitable for having fun in.
And knittedpippin cleverly suggested the surfboard would be a good sledge!
But then stupid llinos stuck her oar in again and said "you need to cover up more than that - or you'll catch your death of cold!" She is so stupid!
Surely this is covered up enough?
But stupid llinos said, "now you're just being silly!"
I don't see what her problem is? This way we can make a snowhobbit and go to the moon when it comes out later on tonight!
Anyway, long story short, stupid llinos found our elven cloaks, (which are actually v.warm, but don't tell her I said so) and knittedpippin and I made a pile of snowballs, and shook hands, ready for our snowball fight! I should win, as my s.balls are a lot bigger than his!
We spent a lot of time throwing snowballs at the fence and the shed and I was winning! Then all of a sudden, I lost knittedpippin! But I found his footprints in the snow! Ha Ha!
There you are knittedpippin!
Just for that I decided to throw a snowball at knittedpippin!
Ready? Aim!
Fire!
And it hit knittedpippin right in his knittedface!
Which made knittedpippin cry again. Oh dear!
Don't cry knittedpippin - I'm sorry!
So, to cheer knittedpippin up, I showed him his tartan duckie swimming in the snow and told him that snow was really just v. cold water and if his duckie didn't mind it, neither should he.
knittedpippin spent a long time talking to his tartan duckie about the snow and how cold it was.
But then stupid llinos said we had to come in as knittedpippin was getting cold.
But she had warmed up our pyjamas and made tea by the fire.
And we had tea with knittedfrodo and KnittedSam, and knittedpippin ate the most (because I let him what with the snowball in the face and things) so it all ended happily ever after!
When knittedpippin and I climbed out on the roof the other morning to say "Good morning" to the sun, we found to our surprise that the snow had snowed! Why wasn't I informed of this earlier?
Of course, knittedpippin wanted to go and play in the snow before it melted, but we couldn't find our elven cloaks and stupid llinos said we couldn't go out unless we put them on, so knittedpippin cried!
My Magnificent plan was:- We could find some other clothes to wear!
But then llinos said "those clothes aren't suitable!" Stupid llinos! (Although I did see her point about knittedpippin's outfit, as the garden wasn't likely to burn down, not with all that snow about.)
So we put our holiday clothes on instead, as they are obviously suitable for having fun in.
And knittedpippin cleverly suggested the surfboard would be a good sledge!
But then stupid llinos stuck her oar in again and said "you need to cover up more than that - or you'll catch your death of cold!" She is so stupid!
Surely this is covered up enough?
But stupid llinos said, "now you're just being silly!"
I don't see what her problem is? This way we can make a snowhobbit and go to the moon when it comes out later on tonight!
Anyway, long story short, stupid llinos found our elven cloaks, (which are actually v.warm, but don't tell her I said so) and knittedpippin and I made a pile of snowballs, and shook hands, ready for our snowball fight! I should win, as my s.balls are a lot bigger than his!
We spent a lot of time throwing snowballs at the fence and the shed and I was winning! Then all of a sudden, I lost knittedpippin! But I found his footprints in the snow! Ha Ha!
There you are knittedpippin!
Just for that I decided to throw a snowball at knittedpippin!
Ready? Aim!
Fire!
And it hit knittedpippin right in his knittedface!
Which made knittedpippin cry again. Oh dear!
Don't cry knittedpippin - I'm sorry!
So, to cheer knittedpippin up, I showed him his tartan duckie swimming in the snow and told him that snow was really just v. cold water and if his duckie didn't mind it, neither should he.
knittedpippin spent a long time talking to his tartan duckie about the snow and how cold it was.
But then stupid llinos said we had to come in as knittedpippin was getting cold.
But she had warmed up our pyjamas and made tea by the fire.
And we had tea with knittedfrodo and KnittedSam, and knittedpippin ate the most (because I let him what with the snowball in the face and things) so it all ended happily ever after!