18 [Video]

Nov 30, 2011 18:41

[The feed turns on to show the crackling warm glow of what appears to be an impromptu fire, the glittering of scales, some amount of blood on the snow on the ground, and a lot of liquor bottles.

Oh, and Jo and Cas, sitting against what appears to be a dead baby dragon.

Jo herself is cradling a gun, sitting with her legs crossed, and she’s loading the ( Read more... )

the prettiest most dangerous of them all, hunter born and raised, the winchesters are my family, family isn't just by blood, it's hard out here for hunters too, four for you jo coco, i miss the roadhouse, making jo cry is a capital felony, make fun of her and die, she has a knife collection, cas is the only cool angel, it's hard out here for a pimp, i hate life right now, this is all dean's fault seriously, shoot first ask questions later, alcohol cures everything in spnverse

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painhumbles December 1 2011, 04:11:32 UTC
Dean's gone? Really? [This is... So hard to believe. Is he being PUNK-ed?]

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wingsandwill December 1 2011, 04:13:35 UTC
Yes.

[He'd offer Gabriel the remaining dregs of alcohol if they'd have any effect and he didn't drink his alcohol 1:1 with splenda.]

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checkoutpandora December 1 2011, 04:16:57 UTC
[SPLENDA IS GOOD FOR YOU.]

Wow. When did this happen? [Because... This is apparently doomed to be an awkward conversation. Let Gabriel sort out his shock that they managed to outlive the Winchesters in a single location. This will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.]

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wingsandwill December 1 2011, 04:22:42 UTC
[LIES but real sugar is indeed delicious. They made smores.]

Today.

[All the awkwardness.]

But it's for the best. He and Sam should be together.

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checkoutpandora December 1 2011, 04:24:15 UTC
[Mmm frozen dragon carcass and smores.]

Well. It's official. We're in Hell. Only explanation.

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wingsandwill December 1 2011, 04:27:37 UTC
Hell is now an endless line and involves a great deal of paperwork.

[A pause, as he seems to consider something.]

Metaphorically, however, yes.

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painhumbles December 2 2011, 02:10:41 UTC
Actually, I was being literal that time, considering no afterlife can handle Sam and Dean for too long, but, uh, thanks for the input, Slick.

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wingsandwill December 2 2011, 02:15:23 UTC
Of course you were.

[The one time he assumes otherwise. And as for that last part...]

And I was responsible for both Sam and Dean's escapes from Hell. I assure you I sent neither away from here, therefore this is likely not literally Hell.

[And drinking again.]

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checkoutpandora December 2 2011, 02:18:01 UTC
[Ain't it just their lives?]

It could be Hell being ironic.

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wingsandwill December 2 2011, 02:21:56 UTC
I assured someone only a few weeks ago that this is not Hell. I will not be wrong.

[So fucking there. And damnit, now this bottle's empty. There's got to be another with some left somewhere around...]

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painhumbles December 2 2011, 02:40:57 UTC
[W o w. Okay.] You tell tell 'em, Castiel. [He sighs] In all seriouness, kids, you should probably stop drinking. I don't think Jo's liver can take much more of this abuse.

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wingsandwill December 2 2011, 02:47:16 UTC
Jo is a hunter. They are good at drinking.

[And then he seems to realize something.]

However Rei will be displeased.

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painhumbles December 2 2011, 02:47:56 UTC
In which case, I'd do it for the sake of not getting lit on fire.

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wingsandwill December 2 2011, 02:49:24 UTC
That is probably... Wise.

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knifetotheface December 1 2011, 04:14:11 UTC
He had shit to do.

[Abruptly. Jo and Cas have adopted a very basic model for dealing with this. Dean went home. Because he had to go home. And they were pissed off that he left them behind.

It's worked out very well so far.

As you can tell by the liquor and the dead dragon.]

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checkoutpandora December 1 2011, 04:23:01 UTC
Well, good thing you checked "slay a dragon" off the list for him.

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