My computer has been so laggy lately...

[knifedance]

In other news, I love Drake so much that I downloaded three of his albums. There's this song called "Bedrock" and the end of the chorus goes like, "My room is the g spot, call me Mr. Flinstone I can make your bed rock." GENIUS. Anyway, I was going to try and cover "Party In The USA" (because I'm super cool and listen to the remix to that song like four times a day) but this is as far as I got. I recorded that for a friend btw and posted it on her facebook.

Needless to say, she thought it was awesome. No big deal.



Anyhoo, so remember how I go to the city to chew gum / mints / whatever for money? WELL, I found one here in my town so I signed up for that as well. They called me a few days ago and I went to this two day taste test on Tuesday and Wednesday (today) and I saw this girl there that went to my high school and sort of / kind of lives down the street from me. My friend Jenn (mentioned above) and I hate her so much. On a scale of one to white trash, this girl, Amy, would be getting pregnant at 18 and bragging about it to everyone that will listen. There was also this other girl there (named Makenzie) that went to my high school as well and she's one of the most annoying people I have ever met (and I'm 99% sure that the rest of the school agrees). She was on the swim team and, I mean, IDK, I read somewhere that swimming is supposed to be really effective when it comes to weight loss (when paired with a healthy diet) and it seems like every time I saw Makenzie she had gained more weight. When I saw her at the study I was surprised because she had gotten so big. Well, bigger. ANYWAY, I DIGRESS.

So naturally, Amy and Makenzie sat next to each other at the study (there were rows of tables) and while everyone quietly waited for the study to begin the two were yapping away about the Twilight movie among other things. Amy was talking to Makenzie about working at both of the movie theaters near our town and I had heard her say (VERBATIM), "YAH LOLZ I REALLY LIKED WORKIN THERE AND I RLY LIKED DA PEOPLE THERE.. HEHE BUT THEN I HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE I GOT PREGNANT AND OF COURSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS BY MY THEN BOYFRIEND BUT LOL IT WASNNNNN'T SO...." Let me remind you that the entire room was silent as she loudly said these things to Makenzie. My eyes were popping out of my head as I seriously regretted forgetting my phone at home. This, btw, happened after Jenn and I had spent a good few minutes talking about how Amy was literally proud that she got pregnant.

• pinecreek ave: i swear to god she has that baby as a trophy that shes been fucked
  
• pinecreek ave: all of those like whitetrash-my-dad-is-a-veteran-we-shop-at-berkots-my-mom-works-at-the-deli-we- have-5-dogs girls have half black babies it's so weird
  

And, I mean, I don't want to be mean or anything (LOL JUST KIDDING), but in my mind (and everyone else's) there was just no way that this girl was ever going to be desired by another human being or species......ever. I can't even comprehend in what REALM the guy that got her pregnant was from because IDK, I just....I just don't know. When I still worked at Walgreens (I might have told this story before but just in case I haven't), It was almost closing time and Amy had strolled up to my register with baby formula.

Inside my head: oh god oh god oh god i hope she doesn't recognize me.
Amy: heyyyy, you look familiar. did you go to my school?
Me: yep.
Amy: haha! yeah! you were friends with megan, right? she lives down the street from me!
Me: yeaaaaah.
Amy: yeah, well, i just came here to get BABY FORMULA for my DAUGHTER. she's just been crying all day every day since we brought her home from the hospital! ha! ha! ahhhhhh......
Me: i see..... you're total is insert total here

.
the lion said: ARE YOU THERE
pinecreek ave: ya but this is nick shes showering
pinecreek ave: sup
the lion said: GOD i had an amy story
the lion said: to tell her
pinecreek ave: omg
pinecreek ave: amy hoffman
the lion said: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
pinecreek ave: tell me
pinecreek ave: i honestly
pinecreek ave: think
pinecreek ave: she
pinecreek ave: is the most repulsive thing on the planet
pinecreek ave: like
the lion said: LOL
pinecreek ave: name anything
pinecreek ave: think of the grossest thing idk
pinecreek ave: and id do it over amy hoffman
the lion said: HAHAHAHAH yeah she's....................she's something
pinecreek ave: something BIG

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something going for me = baby btw, IN CASE YOU MISSED THAT ONE

P.S. DID I MENTION I SAW BRANDON IN THE CITY A MONTH AGO? I was in my train station and walking towards the escalator and I saw him walking the opposite direction. He was dressed in all black and had his long greasy hair in his face. Oh, Brandon. <3