I had to change the title of this entry because it was too long and didn't fit.
I had an appointment today at four with Stacy, the head of the honors program, to talk about um, I don't know, shit, I guess. Let me first mention that before this I had gone to this honors information meeting and I was given this packet full of papers and what I was told was that I had to fill out one of those sheets of paper to be accepted into the program or SOMETHING, I don't really know, I wasn't really listening. I was sick at the time so I was more focused on not sneezing or sniffling. When I was given the packet I pretty much threw it to the side and never opened it again until a few days ago when I realized this sheet that had a section titled "Eligibility" and my immediate reaction after reading the sort of / not really required requirements ( ACT composite score of 25, high school GPA of 3.5-4.0, class rank of top 10% ) was LOL UH OH.
So anyway, Stacy had called me at like twoish this afternoon and was all, "I have earlier appointments if you and your mom are available..." and I was all, "That would be great!" But then she was like, "Though...I did pull up your high school transcript and..." AND basically, when you remove all the sugar coated crap she fed me, what she really meant to say (or what I heard) was something along the lines of, "LOL, SAW YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADES AND ACT SCORE AND YOU'RE LITERALLY RETARDED AND DON'T REALLY MEET ANY OF OUR QUALIFICATIONS GTFO."
Something she did actually say was that she didn't think it was a "good idea to put me in a class where I might be set up for disaster" LOL SOOOOOO... What I politely responded with was something like, "Uh..huh. Yes, well. I had that same concern as well. But, um, I'm gonna call my mother really quick and get back to you..."
When I called my mom she was exactly as I had anticipated: furious. She was furious mostly because my brother and I had attended this registration process thing for spring semester students and I had registered for two classes but didn't register for English 101 because I thought that I was going to have to register for English honors (they're a whole separate department). So after she was done screaming on the phone she came home from work and called our good friend Stacy. I listened to my mom subtly blame the whole situation on Stacy as I played with my dog's ears. All English classes are full, but in the end my mom managed to SOMEHOW bring Stacy to get me into an already closed (full) English class. She even rearranged my schedule for me and found me another math class so that I could take this English 101 class. Now I don't have to take the same math class with my twenty-three year old brother! Though, I'm sure that would have made for some pretty good stories. I'm kind of super relieved I don't have to take that honors class because I was only taking it to make my mom happy. I'm sure it was somewhat a disappointment that I wasn't really eligible for it after she was told I had gotten a perfect score in English and Reading. I quickly fixed this by putting both hands on her shoulders, looking her in the eye, and sternly saying, "I just want you to know that I'm very hungry and what are we having for dinner?"
On the bright side, while walking around the mall with my mom & brother, I found a lion hat on the floor. I'm sure it probably belongs to some sad, bratty toddler but you know what they say...finders, keepers! Btw, I look sick in these pictures. Alright, bai*~*~
the lion said: maybe i should just stick to soup for a week or something
matt9562390: thatd be really soupid lol
PyrrhoXoXo: my penis is so small
Brandyeggermann: id see everyones pictures from their weekends with their 800 friends and then look at my picture of me..alone in the bathroom...
wolf partyyyy: I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE DANCER DANCERS BUT THEN SHE WAS LIKE IT SUCKS GETTING SINGLES IN YOUR BRA
wolf partyyyy: AND I WAS LIKE O.....
MrFro1234: i was just reflecting on how awesome it was as i downloaded some high quality porn
sopeonarope217: if she can drive her car there ill drive her car homebound
the lion said: ill ask her right now
sopeonarope217: "3 local kids were killed when a car apparently drove into a wall of solid concrete on the south side leaving their bodies charred and indistinguishable"
oopyman: i had a dream you were telling him his dick was inadequate and you kept saying "thats no dick"
sopeonarope217: i have to apply for a job at subway tomorrow
sopeonarope217: im not planning on living past christmas i figure this should cover my casket
cambridge4301: i have the sheryl crow discography if youre interested
sopeonarope217: ILL CALL HER IN I HAVE A DEEP VOICE, "HI THIS IS TORI'S DAD, TORI HAS AIDS AND WONT BE BACK UNTIL MONDAY GOOD DAY SIR"
circletakesmike: i cant wait to marry you and beat you with a bat daily