I'm an avid reader of
http://notalwaysright.com/ but I never had opportunity to actually submit anything. Today I was in the grocery store and hear this conversation in the next line. There are two gentlemen in line and a woman comes rushing up to the second gentleman.
Woman: Excuse me, I should be next in line, don't you see my basket? I left it behind (Guy 1).
Guy 2: You can't leave your basket in line and go shopping.
Woman: I didn't! I left my basket there because I forgot some things. It was only three things.
Guy 2: Is it really that important to you?
Woman: Yes! Yes it is.
Guy 2: Well you're going to have to live with it.
Woman: But my basket...