Wine Me, Dine Me
One of the things about being a shameless flirt is that flirting itself is kind of like a military science: you need to keep up on the most modern trends and philosophies if you're going to stand a chance at surviving out there in the field.
If you're not able to keep up with things, well...
SlipperyWeasel: Hey, so here's a question.
SlipperyWeasel: If you and I had an evening together, and you were fixin' to land me in bed, what would you make me for dinner? ;)
SnowflakeCat: Hmmmmm...
SnowflakeCat: Probably a sesame-peanut oil fish thing with ginger and green onion, some pan-seared broccoli with a bit of chili, new crop rice, and something chocolate.
SlipperyWeasel: Hmmm. Iiinteresting.
SlipperyWeasel: May I ask why?
SnowflakeCat: It's relatively healthful, it's something you've expressed interest in before, and the chili and chocolate both bring out endorphins. :)
SlipperyWeasel: Okay. Yeah, I'd totally let you do me for that.
SnowflakeCat: You'd let me do you if I had takeout Korean fried chicken.
SlipperyWeasel: ...
SlipperyWeasel: ...yes.
If you're not able to keep up with things, well...
SlipperyWeasel: Hey, so here's a question.
SlipperyWeasel: If you and I had an evening together, and you were fixin' to land me in bed, what would you make me for dinner? ;)
SnowflakeCat: Hmmmmm...
SnowflakeCat: Probably a sesame-peanut oil fish thing with ginger and green onion, some pan-seared broccoli with a bit of chili, new crop rice, and something chocolate.
SlipperyWeasel: Hmmm. Iiinteresting.
SlipperyWeasel: May I ask why?
SnowflakeCat: It's relatively healthful, it's something you've expressed interest in before, and the chili and chocolate both bring out endorphins. :)
SlipperyWeasel: Okay. Yeah, I'd totally let you do me for that.
SnowflakeCat: You'd let me do you if I had takeout Korean fried chicken.
SlipperyWeasel: ...
SlipperyWeasel: ...yes.