To my favorite sister-in-law to be
Congratulations! You are marrying my brother! Yeah, he's a little goofy sometimes, but he's a great kid and was always a fantistic little brother. Don't worry about the goofy. He gets it from the rest of the family (how many people have you seen eat the entire apple including the core? Two? From which family?) and for the most part we turned out okay.
Now I know one of Dave's sisters (we'll call her Nerak) has been a pretty big snot. Eh? Let's get rid of her. The opposite of Nerak is Karen (fun how that works out, huh?)...so let me introduce you to Karen.
While Karen would not like to ignore some of the things that happend with Nerak, she would like to start over with you and go back to two years ago.
Karen will be in Madison the weekend of July 28-30 and would love to get together for lunch (or a chocolate martini) just the two of us if you are willing.
Now I know one of Dave's sisters (we'll call her Nerak) has been a pretty big snot. Eh? Let's get rid of her. The opposite of Nerak is Karen (fun how that works out, huh?)...so let me introduce you to Karen.
While Karen would not like to ignore some of the things that happend with Nerak, she would like to start over with you and go back to two years ago.
Karen will be in Madison the weekend of July 28-30 and would love to get together for lunch (or a chocolate martini) just the two of us if you are willing.