I've found my religion!
Chocolate Ritual Seriously. Click. It's delicious- I mean hilarious. Um. Yeah. At any rate, I'm off to worship/eat chocolate now. My congradulations to the person or persons who wrote that. I started out chuckling, progressed to giggling, laughing, and got to a full-blown guffaw, before settling back down to a more appropriate witchy cackle and smothered chortle.