Why the south never won
Being me and being the observant fool I am, I decided to share my observations with you regarding the male side here. The dumb-redneck-horny-must-have-big-ass-truck-with-cb-radio guy. Here in AU, thats all we have and I really do hate them. They love fishing and drinking which are really, two of the most pointless things to do. For fishing, you sit there and throw a string in a body of water and hope theres a dumb fish in there. IT TAKES FOREVER. You just sit there and do really nothing but watch a string, and if you have friends, talk. Hey guys there are better things to do than watch a string when you wanna talk. This brings up the drinking. Sitting there for a long time will make a man thirsty which is why they go for the beer. I mean they're already dumb enough so why the sudden urge to get dumber and do dumb things. They're not smart enough in the first place. Its just really idiotic to drink. But I don't need to get into that. Then theres the constant horny-ness, they are always horny. They have to stare at every lil' thing that passes and then talk about it like they're freaking geniuses watching chess or something. "Hey man check that one out" "Shoot man I'd like to take that one out fishing,show her a good time man" Wheres the romance? The Love? It's just pointless screwing. I don't know about other guys but I don't think every girl that passes is a peice of meat. I just can't ask some girl out based on her looks. That degrades her and degrades myself. I have to get to know her first. See if shes really nice or whatever. Thanks redneck guys. Why don't you make it harder for me? Lets not forget the accent. Hey I know how we'll improve our image to the rest of America, Continue to talk like a farmer from texas. (oh texas, glad I don't live there) It's working wonders guys. I swear that next time I go up north and they ask me if I work on a farm, I'll say in the deepest southern I can, "Why yessum, and we's hang black folk too" Hey if they're not smart enough to ask me a better question, I won't act smart enough to answer. Oh yeah, Redneck guys. Then theres the country. CAN YOU PICK A MORE HOMOEROTIC STYLE OF MUSIC. probably not. Well I don't know, there is Good Charlotte(more like bad Charlotte) It just gets on my nerves so much. Wait wait, they also support and really love Bush, cause he's a Texan and likes guns.(oh yeah guns too) Thats enough to get me irked, cause having a conversation with them about politics is pointless because no matter how many big and good words you use, they still will scream, DONT MESS WITH TEXAS like its a defense. And then when you continue to explain how stupid they are, They just call they're many other big dumb redneck friends and they try to fight you. But since you're a ninja and have many years training,(oh and a katana) you sliced through them all, except for the one with the lightsabre who happened to not be a redneck but a jedi from the future who needed your help to locate the time flux cappassitor and then...then....then you remember that this is just a lj post about dumb-country-loving-cousin-marrying-beer-chugging idiots. Thank you everyone and goodnight
and to think i almost woke up for this