What's That? You Want To See More Frivolous Screenshots Of My Sims? No? Well, Here Goes!
I'm sure it comes as a surprise to precisely NO ONE that I still play Fenix and Bela. I love them to pieces and I'm fairly determined to ~*~make the ten~*~ (aka play 10 generations of them and their children and their children's children and so forth.). So hold on to your hats, because this might reach epic proportions. I don't really have THAT much time to play, but I do it whenever I can, so here's a mini-update with some pictures that accumulated over time.
Like always, my Sims are neither very pretty, very smart, or cool in any way, shape or form XD You can find Part I and Part II here!
I swear they both are basically Highlanders at this point. I can't stand the idea of them growing old, so I keep feeding them elixir of life to preserve their youth. Which is totally an in-game feature, so it's not cheating okay? D: Anyway, they both graduated from university and moved into a house in the big city, where they resumed to be Gay Couple Of The Year.
Fenix followed his world-saving inclinations and became Captain Hero. Which means he wears a snazzy spandex suit and flies to work. 3, 2, 1 ...
Whee!
And then he lands back in the front yard every evening, like so. I can only imagine he saves orphans out of burning hospitals all day, or whatever it is a Captain Hero does.
(I just noticed that this is their old house. Oh well. Continuity is for suckers.)
Bela fittingly picked a career in the military, and gets to wear a swanky uniform to go along with it.
Otherwise, he maintained his sweet disposition, as you can see. :D
And now ... kids. Yeah, I know, I think mpreg is tacky as hell too. But I do love it when my same sex couples have offspring, so ... let's just say their DNA got mixed up in a nasty lab accident, okay? Anyway, here's the result:
Their handsome eldest son, Truxton.
His bootilicious twin sister, Triana.
This is Albee, the youngest and my favourite. I love him because he's kind of a dork and just not as good-looking or cool as his siblings. He's kind of a sad, emo-ish kid who can't get a date to save his life. Plus he's a good mix of his parent's genes, I think. He's the designated heir, and will go on to university. More of that to come!
Boy, Bela's genes are strong.
Oh. And I guess I have to mention her. This is Voldie, Bela's alien daughter. If you look at her, you can tell why I named her that. Her lack of nose freaked me out so much I moved her out as soon as possible.
Shudder.
All the child-rearing was boring as shit, so I sent Fenix and Bela on a well-deserved vacation to, um, the Sims equivalent of Twin Peaks, I guess. And so they went, all the way thinking about all the amazing sex they were going to have.
And that was exactly how it went.
Fun fact: if you have noisy sex in a tent, the people around you will respond enthusiastically!
I just. I just love this screenshot so much.
Fenix: I have an axe! :D :D :D
Never change, dude. Never change.
This picture is so dumb, I just had to share it.
More family members! This is Aigis, their friendly household Fembot.
This is also Aigis, after her makeover.
I keep wanting to call her "GLaDOS", because katu's awesome GLaDOS Dork was the reason I wanted a female Servo in the first place.
None of my boys acquired the skill to make a robot (that seriously takes forever) but luckily, Bela chatted up Bigfoot during their vacation, and he built her for them. Because for some reason, shy mythical mountain creatures have a degree in robotics.
Oh, I promised some incest, right? Well here's the thing, Truxton and Triana have a VERY close relationship, even for twins.
So very, very close.
Um ... guys?
OH COME ON NOW NOT IN FRONT OF THE BIGFOOT!
Bigfoot: There's so much love in this family (:
Truxton: My sister has the bestest rack ever! :D
(I swear I had nothing to do with this; it just happened. Sometime later, I found a "close family" romance hack in my folder, and ended up deleting it, since Fenix and Bela had started lusting after their children and it was honestly getting a little creepy. So I suppose T & T are also strictly platonic now. I ... think. >.>)
This was the only time they ever had a fight. I can't be sure, but I'm 98% convinced it was about the new Transformers movie.
Albee ♥
Like always, my Sims are neither very pretty, very smart, or cool in any way, shape or form XD You can find Part I and Part II here!
I swear they both are basically Highlanders at this point. I can't stand the idea of them growing old, so I keep feeding them elixir of life to preserve their youth. Which is totally an in-game feature, so it's not cheating okay? D: Anyway, they both graduated from university and moved into a house in the big city, where they resumed to be Gay Couple Of The Year.
Fenix followed his world-saving inclinations and became Captain Hero. Which means he wears a snazzy spandex suit and flies to work. 3, 2, 1 ...
Whee!
And then he lands back in the front yard every evening, like so. I can only imagine he saves orphans out of burning hospitals all day, or whatever it is a Captain Hero does.
(I just noticed that this is their old house. Oh well. Continuity is for suckers.)
Bela fittingly picked a career in the military, and gets to wear a swanky uniform to go along with it.
Otherwise, he maintained his sweet disposition, as you can see. :D
And now ... kids. Yeah, I know, I think mpreg is tacky as hell too. But I do love it when my same sex couples have offspring, so ... let's just say their DNA got mixed up in a nasty lab accident, okay? Anyway, here's the result:
Their handsome eldest son, Truxton.
His bootilicious twin sister, Triana.
This is Albee, the youngest and my favourite. I love him because he's kind of a dork and just not as good-looking or cool as his siblings. He's kind of a sad, emo-ish kid who can't get a date to save his life. Plus he's a good mix of his parent's genes, I think. He's the designated heir, and will go on to university. More of that to come!
Boy, Bela's genes are strong.
Oh. And I guess I have to mention her. This is Voldie, Bela's alien daughter. If you look at her, you can tell why I named her that. Her lack of nose freaked me out so much I moved her out as soon as possible.
Shudder.
All the child-rearing was boring as shit, so I sent Fenix and Bela on a well-deserved vacation to, um, the Sims equivalent of Twin Peaks, I guess. And so they went, all the way thinking about all the amazing sex they were going to have.
And that was exactly how it went.
Fun fact: if you have noisy sex in a tent, the people around you will respond enthusiastically!
I just. I just love this screenshot so much.
Fenix: I have an axe! :D :D :D
Never change, dude. Never change.
This picture is so dumb, I just had to share it.
More family members! This is Aigis, their friendly household Fembot.
This is also Aigis, after her makeover.
I keep wanting to call her "GLaDOS", because katu's awesome GLaDOS Dork was the reason I wanted a female Servo in the first place.
None of my boys acquired the skill to make a robot (that seriously takes forever) but luckily, Bela chatted up Bigfoot during their vacation, and he built her for them. Because for some reason, shy mythical mountain creatures have a degree in robotics.
Oh, I promised some incest, right? Well here's the thing, Truxton and Triana have a VERY close relationship, even for twins.
So very, very close.
Um ... guys?
OH COME ON NOW NOT IN FRONT OF THE BIGFOOT!
Bigfoot: There's so much love in this family (:
Truxton: My sister has the bestest rack ever! :D
(I swear I had nothing to do with this; it just happened. Sometime later, I found a "close family" romance hack in my folder, and ended up deleting it, since Fenix and Bela had started lusting after their children and it was honestly getting a little creepy. So I suppose T & T are also strictly platonic now. I ... think. >.>)
This was the only time they ever had a fight. I can't be sure, but I'm 98% convinced it was about the new Transformers movie.
Albee ♥