004 ♪ Dissolve the World in Ashes: ZOMBIE INVASION MELODRAMA

[klavierkavalier]

[ Phone: Backdated to the start of the outbreak. ]

[Austria has only seen a few zombies outside his window, at this point.]

Answer me quickly, what is the meaning of this?

[There is a long pause and a few faint screams that come from outside the house but can be heard through the phone.]

Did they just - How tasteless. [He sounds simultaneously

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[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Mr. Edelstein, there's a zombie infestation. Do you need someone to go get you?

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I am quite fine where I am. What exactly is a 'zombie', might I ask?

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

A creature of the undead. The only effective method of killing them is aiming for the brain, or if you're fond of stalling them, tearing their limbs off is also another option.

Though, do be wary of the bites. That's how you will be turned into one of them.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I think I shall simply stay inside and avoid them.

[He doesn't really get this. At all.]

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Do get something to defend yourself with, unless if you wish to be one of them.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

Do you have any suggestions? I hardly live in an armory.

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

A rifle, pistol, butcher or steak knife, etc. If you're particularly strong in your arms, a fireplace poker can help, too.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I suppose a knife will suffice. I do not believe they will be able to seize this house, however.

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Very good. Keep it that way, Mr. Edelstein.

[ phone ]

[klavierkavalier]

I shall. Thank you for your advice.

[ phone ]

[notalwystrthful]

Don't mention it.