KKBB/Shaggy Dog Part 3!

[lucritus]

Title: Cut You, Hurt You, Ow, Your Nose, Is Coming Off
Author: lucritus 
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/The Shaggy Dog crossover
Pairing: Perry/Harry Harry/Kozak Perry/Kozak
Rating: R for language
Prompt: Just watched 'The Shaggy Dog' (at my daycare job-worst place in the world to get dirty thoughts) and please please please, somebody incorporate an infected Dr.

Comments

[dr_harley]

Great job! The chapter really cracked me up :D Kozak with all his doglike maners is just adorable, i wanna scratch behind his ear :D
Can't wait to read more!!!

[lucritus]

hehe who doesn't want to scratch behind his ear? xD I am glad you are enjoying this as much as I'm enjoying writing these!

[cicia]

Heeee! Can't wait for more, this is awesome!

[lucritus]

aww thank you! ;3

[emcee_mana]

After finally caving and seeing The Shaggy Dog, I started to read these. I was quite enamored by them, but I do have one tiny problem.

Harry said Kozak had scars on his face from the muzzle. A rather large one. Wouldn't Perry notice that when he got close? Maybe if it had been specified that there was one on the right side and Perry sat down on Kozak's left.

But I'll admit, I wanted threesomes right from the get-go!

[lucritus]

lol yeah it was on the other side of his face. I'll add that in more specifically. I was thinking about doing that originally, but I didn't want to get too wordy. I'm glad you like this so far though! XD I'm kind of scared to do a threesome though.

Glad you like these!

[emcee_mana]

Ah, okay, that's a little more clear. And please, get wordy! I love wordy, personally.

Hey, you need help writing threesomes? Allow me to lend a hand! I would love seeing threesomes.

[lucritus]

Lol I'll be sure to be more wordy next time - and not annoyingly so with crazy descriptions. XD

And as for helping me, sure! It probably won't happen yet in chapter four, knowing me. but when it does I'll come to you for help haha.

[kikamontanez]

*beats head against keyboard* No NO NO NO NO NO!!!! PLEASE DON'T LET IT END LIKE THIS!!!!! I LOVE IT SO!!!!!!!

“Don’t move. Or touch anything. You hurt Harry and I’ll fucking kill you.” With that, Perry stalked off to the kitchen.

Best. Perry. Quote. EVER. I also love Kozak, and Harry-naturally, but when Kozak's tail wagged and he was so skinny and scarred up in Harry's sweats *sticks bottom lip out* I hope they take him in and he can just be their freak puppy mutant.

[lucritus]

Don't worry it won't end here! I will work something out soon!

And lol thank you, it's fun writing Perry, and I learned by role palying with my personal Perry and hoped I had gotten him right. XD

And yeah me too. LOL "freak puppy mutant". I want that on a T-shirt now.

oh and by the way, Ultra is gonna draw more fanart from this chapter! 8D

[kikamontanez]

ooohhhh...can't wait! for next part AND fanart

[lucritus]

Haven't gotten a chance to work on part 4 yet but you can see more fanart on Ultrabaguette's DA account. :3 I'll probably post the pictures up eventually, but I'm lazy. Pfft.