Whaddya Mean I'm Not Dead?
The dim light of winter is slowly crushing my soul. It's possible I would greatly benefit from a sunlamp. See that? I'm joking about crippling depression (though I'm sure the humor won't last). I have no idea what happened over the last two weeks due to sheer apathy and resulting fatigue.
I'm mean, I've completed our taxes and gently re-explained the concept of "marriage penalty" to Keith after he was misled by all his friends (with children) bragging about how much they were going to get back and what they intended to buy. I'd prepared for it, so it's no hardship and frankly, I bet children cost way more than any refund returns. Actually, I know they do.
Meanwhile, he's redecorated the apartment so that now several parallel walls are light green, there are wall-mounted shelves and fake plants everywhere. I have no real objection. I still can't make fudge but I'm making headway on ribs, possibly because I have more experience with pieces of dead animals in the oven.
On the downside, I'm in immediate danger of running out of scifi-fantasy featuring aggressive lead heroines and this makes me sad. Also, I wish certain cover artists would pay better attention to the fact that some of these women are not white so who the hell is that bint on the cover? Not to mention, some audio narrators have hilarious pronunciations. In fact, a quiz! (Syllable emphasis denoted by italics).
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I'm mean, I've completed our taxes and gently re-explained the concept of "marriage penalty" to Keith after he was misled by all his friends (with children) bragging about how much they were going to get back and what they intended to buy. I'd prepared for it, so it's no hardship and frankly, I bet children cost way more than any refund returns. Actually, I know they do.
Meanwhile, he's redecorated the apartment so that now several parallel walls are light green, there are wall-mounted shelves and fake plants everywhere. I have no real objection. I still can't make fudge but I'm making headway on ribs, possibly because I have more experience with pieces of dead animals in the oven.
On the downside, I'm in immediate danger of running out of scifi-fantasy featuring aggressive lead heroines and this makes me sad. Also, I wish certain cover artists would pay better attention to the fact that some of these women are not white so who the hell is that bint on the cover? Not to mention, some audio narrators have hilarious pronunciations. In fact, a quiz! (Syllable emphasis denoted by italics).
Poll Funny Words