GPS Dictionary
You know what you guys missed on the road trip? Me arguing with the GPS. You could have overheard exchanges like:
GPS: Turn left.
Me: Yeah huh.
GPS: Turn left.
Me: Yeah, doing that.
GPS: Turn left.
Me: It's a stoplight, you stupid bitch!
or
GPS: Keep left.
Me: No, I think I'll stay in the middle.
GPS: Keep left.
Me: This is a multiple merged highway.
GPS: Keep left.
Me: Which left?! You wanna tell me which highway we're aiming at, yet?
GPS: Keep left.
30 seconds later
GPS: ...Recalculating.
And that is GPS speak for, OMG you fucking idiot you can't even follow simple directions, can you, okay, hold on....
GPS: Make a U-Turn
GPS: Turn left.
Me: Yeah huh.
GPS: Turn left.
Me: Yeah, doing that.
GPS: Turn left.
Me: It's a stoplight, you stupid bitch!
or
GPS: Keep left.
Me: No, I think I'll stay in the middle.
GPS: Keep left.
Me: This is a multiple merged highway.
GPS: Keep left.
Me: Which left?! You wanna tell me which highway we're aiming at, yet?
GPS: Keep left.
30 seconds later
GPS: ...Recalculating.
And that is GPS speak for, OMG you fucking idiot you can't even follow simple directions, can you, okay, hold on....
GPS: Make a U-Turn