*pokes potc fandom with a sharp stick*
*dies* Keith went and pulled up a bunch of Will/Elizabeth ship fansites and the fic summaries are to die for. There was one that played music and I ran away until Keith muted it. Then there was one site with this poem about how Liz waited angstily blah blah blah. But back to the fic summaries: flowery, evocative, most lyrical prose.... I should come up with some little song about how poorly I fit in with potc fandom. Oh, wait, the crew of serenity have crash-landed in potc verse. Right, then. It's good to know that both major hetship factions of potc are completely batshit. I'll bet Norrington/Liz fans just aren't as obvious because there are less of them. I would read the fic that involves "Elizabeth is violently ill" as a major plot point but I'm sure our imagined version involving rampaging projectile vomit and destroying tokyo is probably more interesting.