New York Sucks Ass

[kjn1980]

Well it is an often discussed fact that the government of New York is the most inept in this country, and when you live in Erie County the inability of the county government to do anything remotely productive magnifies this ineptitude. We are perched on the edge of being the most highly taxed area in the entire country, only $0.01 prevents us from

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[pineapple_jack]

"Spider monkeys, awaaaaaay!" he shouted, like a comic book hero. Then he applied his mascara thick and clumpy like a dime store hooker. *He,* of course, was the City o' Buffalo--transvestite capital of Erie County.

As the Aibo man would say, "You mean they got a monkey and a spider that goes into one thing? He's just like a monkey but he's a spider? See, there's something about the world, that changes everyday. That you learn is what I mean."

aibo

[sadsortosinging]

it seems there is an aibo/space ghost/brak phrase for every situation.
you should patrol livejournal to make sure they are applied correctly.

[coltsfoot]

spider monkeys.
simply by adding one animal to another
you can make me laugh
try it:
cat lizards (i laugh)
crab bats (i laugh again)

LIVE FREE OR DIE

[coltsfoot]

P.S.
Kyle and Andrea should come to New Hampshire.
I mean, what's New York's motto? "sell your soul to new york city or die..." or something like that...
but "Live Free or Die"...that's what i'm talking about. 'cause i'm like that.

red eye

[thegirl360]

"guess we cant blame the camera for the red eye..."

Isnt New Hampshire a Hippie State?
and vermont.. i guess
i wonder if they have mandatory hemp uniforms....

eh, beth?

Re: red eye

[coltsfoot]

yeah. sometimes i see a lot of wierd mountain men guys riding bikes. they toke it up a lot there. and PARTY like freaks. they have cool pubs though...