Comments | kjn1980: New York Sucks Ass

kjn1980

New York Sucks Ass

Feb 10, 2005 18:21

Well it is an often discussed fact that the government of New York is the most inept in this country, and when you live in Erie County the inability of the county government to do anything remotely productive magnifies this ineptitude. We are perched on the edge of being the most highly taxed area in the entire country, only $0.01 prevents us from ( Read more... )

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sausagetree February 10 2005, 21:44:29 UTC

you know, drinking and dying is done frequently all over world, not just buffalo.
your long term plans should involve ditching that hole.

he's right, you know. sadsortosinging February 11 2005, 06:08:58 UTC

I'm living in Virginia...
where sales tax is a mere 6%,
only 22% of my salary is syphoned off, rather than nearly 30% in NY,
you can drive and talk on your cell phone all you please,
and they still ask whether you want to be seated in smoking or non when you enter a restaurant.
Heaven.

the plan kjn1980 February 11 2005, 14:49:57 UTC

We were planning on blowing the whole thing up and shooting the burning people as they came running out
Care to join in?

Re: the plan sausagetree February 12 2005, 09:14:23 UTC

indeed.
in spite of what people say, violence IS the answer.

pineapple_jack February 11 2005, 04:05:31 UTC

"Spider monkeys, awaaaaaay!" he shouted, like a comic book hero. Then he applied his mascara thick and clumpy like a dime store hooker. *He,* of course, was the City o' Buffalo--transvestite capital of Erie County.

As the Aibo man would say, "You mean they got a monkey and a spider that goes into one thing? He's just like a monkey but he's a spider? See, there's something about the world, that changes everyday. That you learn is what I mean."

aibo sadsortosinging February 11 2005, 06:05:31 UTC

it seems there is an aibo/space ghost/brak phrase for every situation.
you should patrol livejournal to make sure they are applied correctly.

coltsfoot February 11 2005, 15:06:10 UTC

spider monkeys.
simply by adding one animal to another
you can make me laugh
try it:
cat lizards (i laugh)
crab bats (i laugh again)

LIVE FREE OR DIE coltsfoot February 11 2005, 15:09:18 UTC

P.S.
Kyle and Andrea should come to New Hampshire.
I mean, what's New York's motto? "sell your soul to new york city or die..." or something like that...
but "Live Free or Die"...that's what i'm talking about. 'cause i'm like that.

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