Hillbilly Wilkins
This week i had the unfortunate chance to take my car in for service, and lo and behold the mechanic looked suspiciously like Scott Ross Wilkins, only more dirty and he mumbled more. He was rather hard to understand owing to that mumbling so i really have no idea what he told me, but i'm sure that it was important. So in all of this i mentally started calling him Hillbilly Wilkins.