Ya wanna know how romantic I am?

I'll tell ya how romantic I am.

I gave him a Milwaukee cordless drill for his birthday.

Yep.

And not just cuz he broke his Makita and I was afraid he was gonna break mine too, nope. Nuh-uh. Nosiree.

My motivations were purely romantical, I tells ya.

Mom sent me some presents for Christmas a bit late due to being in New Jersey taking care of my Grandma ( Read more... )