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Oct 03, 2005 11:16

Let's face it, raising kids in this day and age is a hectic business. When questions like 'Where do babies come from?' and 'What the fuck have you done this time?' come up, your kid doesn't know what the hell is going on and, more often than not, ends up crying in the bath tub covered in a mixture of bleach and a mysterious gelatenous substance I ( Read more... )

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chewybakbak October 3 2005, 06:01:33 UTC
wow, when can I waste $19.99 for a book about this child-rearing method you've developed? Though it seems to me you might as well just kill the kid and then use he corpse as your dust mop/sex

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spaceavenger October 4 2005, 20:31:00 UTC
i cant possibly read all that

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spaceavenger October 4 2005, 22:37:17 UTC
Then i am afraid you will never make a good parent.

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excel December 8 2005, 02:35:23 UTC
What? Parents who don't read stuff are the greatest. Like... a note from the teacher the kids asks simply for the parent to read and sign.. But since the parents is lazy and/or doesn't have time/patience the kid escapes further punishment, the parents gets comfort in ignorance, and the teacher get a sig.

The best kind.

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