Dear American Theatregoers (at least in audiences that I have been part of thus far),

The way I see it, there's two main rules to the play-viewing experience. They are:

1. SIT THE FUCK DOWN and

2. SHUT THE FUCK UPAddendums to rule two are a) not fiddling with your candy/drink/fried chicken/umbrella/WHATEVER, and b) MAKING SURE YOUR GODDAMN ( Read more... )