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"hey Pat, shouldn't you be studying for that midterm you're gonna fail at 6:30?"
"hey Fuckface, if I'm gonna fail it, then what's the point?"
"that's not a very good attitude."
"you're ugly"
So Valentine's Day is coming up. I wonder who will go that extra mile to impress their woman. I always love hearing about how some dude did something "reeaaallly sweet" from a girl, and then I think about how reeeallly expensive that would have been, and I'm glad I'm more of a loser.
I think I might put some lipstick on my hand, tape a ponytail on it, buy a bottle of red wine and pleasure away. If I do, I'll get pictures. You know, go out for dinner... when people start staring and shaking their heads in disgust, I'll tell my hand its "her" they're looking at, and then kiss it passionately.
When I get out of jail, I guess I'll have to face the fact that sooner or later its time to man up and talk to that girl I think is cute instead of making a one liner and running...
"hey Fuckface, if I'm gonna fail it, then what's the point?"
"that's not a very good attitude."
"you're ugly"
So Valentine's Day is coming up. I wonder who will go that extra mile to impress their woman. I always love hearing about how some dude did something "reeaaallly sweet" from a girl, and then I think about how reeeallly expensive that would have been, and I'm glad I'm more of a loser.
I think I might put some lipstick on my hand, tape a ponytail on it, buy a bottle of red wine and pleasure away. If I do, I'll get pictures. You know, go out for dinner... when people start staring and shaking their heads in disgust, I'll tell my hand its "her" they're looking at, and then kiss it passionately.
When I get out of jail, I guess I'll have to face the fact that sooner or later its time to man up and talk to that girl I think is cute instead of making a one liner and running...