my letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I gave moobabe986 a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for tragicsex (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (970 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely,
kittyoncrack