This popped up in my email inbox and I thought it was funny.
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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